“Get me three gallons of pink icing, NOW! This donut’s not finished!”

But you can’t has cheezburger.

Is that a Love Sack?

“We are NOT amused …”
HRM

Ahahahah love it. ♥

“i’m in ur lovesack…

how i get out?”

“… and fetch mah zlipperz.”

“…and fetch teh remote.”

” while you’re at the store could you pick up a large economy size of Preparation H ? “r

How’d he get up there?

oh, and I needs a bellah rub at 3:00. thx

HALP!

I is sinkin!!

Oh hai I’m the delishis center of this giant truffle chair thing.

There are no atheists in foxholes…

But there are, apparently, plenty of puppies.

This bagel will do

now get me some lox!!

Wate….come back here….I think i feel a pea on the floor…come take it out from underneath me…I iz unkumforble….

doggle da hutt sez: HOHOHO, SOLO! *LOL*

AH wawnt rost beest on de puhmpernikels wif mayos an yallow ‘mericans k? Oh an cheetoes an melk. Wake meh up when reedies. kthnksbai.SNOOOORE

David: Iz not donut - Iz bun for GIANT CHEEZBURGER!

“Bring me sesame seeds, sirrah, so that I might adorn mine bun most properly!”

That bun is eating the dog with relish.

Where da beef in giant cheezburger?

Atilla: that funee! with relish! Grease?

Halp! I iz seenking an I’s can’t git up!

I know a dog like this. A brown round pitbull who drags all the dog beds in the house (there are four) onto the couch, one by one. And then proceeds to stack them up and get on top of them for her nap.

This is also the same dog who has to be picked up out of her human’s bed in the morning for breakfast and brought out into the kitchen. Otherwise she just assumes she is going to have her breakfast in bed.

I LOVE YOU MARMEN!

Awww…. sumwun gotz 2 the pea joke b4 me.

If that wuz my doggeh, hed b on hiz bak, legz in dah air wif hiz pahz twitchenz dreemin uv milkbonz. dizgrasful.

never

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soz thees iz wot itz like toe bey lordz of dei ringz. Hobitt dog..da dar darrr!!!! Mmmmm dooz noy zaylarndars surah libing die hi life, but sotza lika benz son en island ay?

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