Mah bukket i mournz it
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Bukkit/Lolrus–Never Forget
Kinda like Romeo & Juliet…..de lolruz an de bukkit be “star-crossed”….never together aggin…so sad….poor lolrzu….poor bukkit…..
awwww! poor lolrus. Bukkit mourns you too
Lolrus need visa for mail order Russian bucket.
Mah bukkit lies ober teh ocean, mah bukkit lies ober teh sea, oh bringz back…mah bukkit to mez.
Jammies: Teh awezsum. +++++ burgarz.
Shaungrl: I only can finkz of da alternit werdz to dat song:
Mah bonnie lukd into da gaztank
Da hite of iz kontentz to seez
Zhe lit a zmal matsh to assizt hur
oh bryng bak mah bonniez tooo meeeee….
…Can they just buy him another buckit?
poor lolrus..
lolrus can has hug from sbrainb!
LOL-elfinugget… I hadn’t hered dat one.
Godfather lolrus say: “Mebbe I canz halp you with findin of ur bukkit. U shows respect!”
Oh noez! He’s reached Depression! Only one stage left and then he gives up on his bucket. Don’t give up, lolrus. Never give up.
lolrus neds som loloft!
“Mah bukket, I seranades you until ur heart be mines again!”
poor lolrus. he makez me sad, no lols. gimme himz address; i sendz him bukkitz.
DR: No, “THEY” took the bucket from him. “THEY” could just give it back. “THEY” certainly wouldn’t buy him another one.
Sumwhea, beyon da cees
Sumwhea waitin fer mes
My Bukkitt stands on dez golden sanz…….
an waches de ships dat goes sailin…
DR — JUS IZ NOT SAEM WIFOUT MAH BUKKIT!
smartboy… lol — very much awsum
o lolrus, i mourns wif u
bannoch, DR, I needs your helps!! Can you assist me? Please go to my blog for infoz.
smartboy, dat is much funneh!
Lolrus so sad, morphs into Wilfred Brimley lolrus. DO NOT WANT THE DIABEETUS!
Bannoch, u makez dat braclet, I buyz it.
This lolrus no longer lols.
And that, my friends, is a sad thing.
@Elf
I’d be happy to help, but I’m not a member of wordpress–that, and my ability to be useful would depend on how fast you need a response. I’m getting ready to move and seek further employment right after graduation (five days… everything’s done, I’m just waiting on the ceremony now).
Hopefully I don’t get spammed all to hell, but send it to [this used to be an email, but now it is self referential text explaining how it is not an email any longer], and I’ll see what I can do with it. No promises, as I’m up to my ears in work (grading student essays, mostly), but I’ll do what I can.
Tragik lolrus! Oh plz sumone be givin him bukket asap!!!
oh bukkit, bukkit….wherefor art thou, bukkit??? deny thy kitteh and refuse thy fishies!!!
lolrus be howling in despair! BUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTT!!!!
but bukkit no answer
gasp and sob! Lolrus brake mah hart.
PLEASE to gives bak bukket soon, u meenies whut tuk it.
cue music:
“Ay Wil Survive.”
bukkit…
CrazyOldLady = win!
Porr bukket…
heyyy there just passing by. awesome photos! cracked me up good =) keep it going ya
Ah told dat dere lolrus ah few pitures ago…. therrpies fo bukit obseshions plz.
*consoles the lolrus*
*gives him a new bukket*
Makes me want to design a “Never Forget!” sticker with a bucket as a background.
I wonder what color ribbon is for Lost Bukkit Awareness
Ally sed:
“I wonder what color ribbon is for Lost Bukkit Awareness”
Was it blue?
Was it red?
Sometimes I can’t remember…”
An aside: Are the Google ads ever going to stop asking me if I’m gay?
Could the color possibly be salmon?
Sorry couldn’t resist!
It’s so hard to see teh lolrus in such pain!
I was at Michael’s (a craft store) today, and there were BUKKITZ for $1 a piece.
Let’s ALL send lolrus a bukkit! Lolrus will never be without his bukkit again! He can pick a new one each day!
I gotz mah freind to puht me a wish on a plase dat givz monezz fer stuff. mebe i get new bukit dat way?
http://www.robinhoodfund.com/cast-your-votes/wish/id/3875
com and gihv me da votz pleez thx.
lulz… may teh saga nevr end
P.S.
did anyone happen to catch the episode of Mythbusters that was on last night? It was the ninja one, and there was one point in it where Adam – right before attempting to “walk on water” like a ninja – started talking with an Asian accent and eventually referred to Jamie as “Silent Walrus”
lol it mayd meh soo happeh
Did it work? Can you see it?
If the pic above doesn’t come out, cut and paste this for my Lolrus and Bucket remembrance image! http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k106/CashierGirl/bucket2.jpg
“near, far wheveva u are
i will no that mah bukkit goez on
ooohwooooohhhowowowow”
Win, Ruby.
Just… Win.
I want a black bumper sticker with white text and a white bucket that says, “Never Forget.”
poor lolrus! Someone should give him a bukket. Or, at least a troutcrown.
…”troutcrown?”
Jamie, get off the phone!
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i dont get it
in soviet russia, bukket mourns you
bukkit not ded. just has hole.
can fix, yes?
In Soviet Russia: Bukket mournz you!
awww poor lolrus! we have been informed that your bucket was destroyed! muah ha ha!
thats not a lolrus that a manitee