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david blanecat - says pick a card

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  1. vegeburger says:

    I has lost my monorailz!!!

  2. tenshihi says:

    Bubblewrap! Yay! *popopopopcracklecrackle*

  3. saintpikachu says:

    Invisible trampoline!

  4. joie says:

    that is freakin’ hilarious!!

  5. Shaungrl says:

    I canz be levitated. Someone loanz me a cheezburger and I shows you real magicks.

  6. cmerry says:

    No caffeen in burgrz plz kthx!!!!!!!!

  7. cat butt squirrel butt says:

    “He’s as stiff as a board. He’s as light as a feather.”

  8. smartboy says:

    hoppi kat is ful ov hoppi

  9. david says:

    “nuw fud plz!!1! olld fude givven meh lossa gass!”

  10. tofuburger says:

    thank you Nige, that was hilarious! now I have a hankering for orange soda.

  11. stendhalismo says:

    velcrocat sez “remove me from the ceiling k plz thnx”

  12. Tabby says:

    Halp! I is caught in alien trakter beem!

  13. D-Railer says:

    BRB – Ultracat goez replennish ennarrgee

  14. Teh Shadow says:

    Hovakitteh has teh liftoffs!

  15. frak says:

    I r cleerd foar landinz plz?

  16. elfinugget says:

    Dis me avtar low-karb monztar drynkz pluz paynkillarz pluz sedativz pluz prednisonez.

    I flotes arownt but not reel konsernd abowt its.

  17. liz says:

    WHAT THE F?!

  18. Beccamutt says:

    invisible stiltz

  19. Phred says:

    Wer da monorail go?

  20. Clairy says:

    I has been to Willy Wonka factory. I drink all fizzly-lifting-soda

    Down now kplzthanx

  21. Teho says:

    Phred — is IMVIBISLE momarayl.

  22. CrazyOldLady says:

    Clairy….u needz to burpie first…only kure for fizzie-liftin-drink!

  23. Bannoch says:

    If this doesn’t work, kitteh will immerse himself in an enclosed sphere filled with water, and survive there for as long as it takes for people to worship him as the amazing performer he believes he is.

  24. elfinugget says:

    Bannoch: Dis a kitteh. I nunnoz if dat happinz. Milkz mebbeh. Or kreem.

  25. Shaungrl says:

    Clairy said:
    “I has been to Willy Wonka factory. I drink all fizzly-lifting-soda

    Down now kplzthanx”

    Or from Mary Poppins- the laughing scene.

  26. Melissa says:

    I’m glad he David Blanecat an not MINDFREAKITTEH! OOOHHHH!

  27. SarahD says:

    INVISIBLE TRAMPOLINE

  28. BonzoGal says:

    Kitteh practicing to be Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade balloon.

  29. Melissa says:

    BonzoGal: That was exellence! He looks EXACTLY like a balloon!

  30. sara says:

    I are in Cirque Du Soliel, I are beautimus

  31. d_odomok says:

    invisible trampolene

  32. Christine says:

    INVISIBLE TRAMPOLINE!

  33. dreads says:

    ok… i dont get it

  34. JAJEH says:

    Levitational kitteh is levitating

  35. Alex says:

    Oh hai, where teh gravity switch pls?

  36. awspeidel says:

    LOL! Dat iz 2 funny!

  37. Andrew says:

    Oh noes! Ceiling cat be calling me homes!!!!!

  38. kittehdearest says:

    Ceiling cat, yes!!! That’s a LOL.

  39. kittehdearest says:

    “Jacks Cat goz 4 twosies”

  40. laura says:

    “are you ready….MiNd FrEaK!!


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