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1. vegeburger says:

   April 26, 2007 at 4:05 pm

   I has lost my monorailz!!!

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2. tenshihi says:

   April 26, 2007 at 4:08 pm

   Bubblewrap! Yay! *popopopopcracklecrackle*

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3. saintpikachu says:

   April 26, 2007 at 4:17 pm

   Invisible trampoline!

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4. joie says:

   April 26, 2007 at 4:19 pm

   that is freakin’ hilarious!!

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5. Shaungrl says:

   April 26, 2007 at 4:25 pm

   I canz be levitated. Someone loanz me a cheezburger and I shows you real magicks.

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6. cmerry says:

   April 26, 2007 at 5:25 pm

   No caffeen in burgrz plz kthx!!!!!!!!

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7. thepetmuseum says:

   April 26, 2007 at 5:27 pm

   i has air

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8. nige says:

   April 26, 2007 at 5:40 pm

   I’m trusting you’ve all seen http://www.thisjustin.com/2007/04/11/david-blaine-terrorizes-passersby-again/

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9. cat butt squirrel butt says:

   April 26, 2007 at 6:39 pm

   “He’s as stiff as a board. He’s as light as a feather.”

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10. smartboy says:

    April 26, 2007 at 7:03 pm

    hoppi kat is ful ov hoppi

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11. david says:

    April 26, 2007 at 7:25 pm

    “nuw fud plz!!1! olld fude givven meh lossa gass!”

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12. tofuburger says:

    April 26, 2007 at 7:31 pm

    thank you Nige, that was hilarious! now I have a hankering for orange soda.

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13. stendhalismo says:

    April 26, 2007 at 8:09 pm

    velcrocat sez “remove me from the ceiling k plz thnx”

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14. Tabby says:

    April 26, 2007 at 9:05 pm

    Halp! I is caught in alien trakter beem!

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15. D-Railer says:

    April 26, 2007 at 9:14 pm

    BRB – Ultracat goez replennish ennarrgee

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16. Teh Shadow says:

    April 26, 2007 at 9:44 pm

    Hovakitteh has teh liftoffs!

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17. frak says:

    April 26, 2007 at 10:44 pm

    I r cleerd foar landinz plz?

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18. elfinugget says:

    April 26, 2007 at 11:15 pm

    Dis me avtar low-karb monztar drynkz pluz paynkillarz pluz sedativz pluz prednisonez.

    I flotes arownt but not reel konsernd abowt its.

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19. liz says:

    April 27, 2007 at 1:22 am

    WHAT THE F?!

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20. Beccamutt says:

    April 27, 2007 at 2:19 am

    invisible stiltz

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21. Phred says:

    April 27, 2007 at 2:20 am

    Wer da monorail go?

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22. Clairy says:

    April 27, 2007 at 2:24 am

    I has been to Willy Wonka factory. I drink all fizzly-lifting-soda

    Down now kplzthanx

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23. Teho says:

    April 27, 2007 at 2:34 am

    Phred — is IMVIBISLE momarayl.

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24. CrazyOldLady says:

    April 27, 2007 at 2:58 am

    Clairy….u needz to burpie first…only kure for fizzie-liftin-drink!

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25. Bannoch says:

    April 27, 2007 at 3:15 am

    If this doesn’t work, kitteh will immerse himself in an enclosed sphere filled with water, and survive there for as long as it takes for people to worship him as the amazing performer he believes he is.

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26. elfinugget says:

    April 27, 2007 at 3:22 am

    Bannoch: Dis a kitteh. I nunnoz if dat happinz. Milkz mebbeh. Or kreem.

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27. Shaungrl says:

    April 27, 2007 at 3:35 am

    Clairy said:
    “I has been to Willy Wonka factory. I drink all fizzly-lifting-soda

    Down now kplzthanx”

    Or from Mary Poppins- the laughing scene.

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28. Melissa says:

    April 27, 2007 at 3:52 am

    I’m glad he David Blanecat an not MINDFREAKITTEH! OOOHHHH!

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29. SarahD says:

    April 27, 2007 at 5:01 am

    INVISIBLE TRAMPOLINE

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30. BonzoGal says:

    April 27, 2007 at 7:06 am

    Kitteh practicing to be Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade balloon.

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31. Melissa says:

    April 27, 2007 at 7:26 am

    BonzoGal: That was exellence! He looks EXACTLY like a balloon!

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32. sara says:

    April 27, 2007 at 9:38 am

    I are in Cirque Du Soliel, I are beautimus

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33. d_odomok says:

    April 27, 2007 at 2:46 pm

    invisible trampolene

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34. Christine says:

    May 23, 2007 at 8:57 am

    INVISIBLE TRAMPOLINE!

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35. dreads says:

    June 14, 2007 at 2:08 pm

    ok… i dont get it

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36. JAJEH says:

    November 2, 2007 at 10:28 am

    Levitational kitteh is levitating

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37. Alex says:

    May 6, 2008 at 9:07 pm

    Oh hai, where teh gravity switch pls?

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38. is dis yur card? « Lolcats ‘n’ Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger? says:

    September 6, 2008 at 12:00 am

    [...] u must be david blane kitteh. [...]

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39. awspeidel says:

    December 13, 2008 at 11:56 am

    LOL! Dat iz 2 funny!

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40. Andrew says:

    November 7, 2009 at 8:46 am

    Oh noes! Ceiling cat be calling me homes!!!!!

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41. kittehdearest says:

    November 7, 2009 at 10:08 am

    Ceiling cat, yes!!! That’s a LOL.

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42. kittehdearest says:

    November 7, 2009 at 10:13 am

    “Jacks Cat goz 4 twosies”

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