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A lolcat picture featuring any of the collection of pinniped, waterborne animals: sealion, walrus, seal, manatee, and sometimes a dolphin (aka lolphin). Lolrus pictures often incorporate references to the lorus’ bucket.

“Line is foar new bucket?” is a good example of a lolrus.

Note: Lolcat pictures referring to the lolrus bucket are increasingly common.

1. One of any number of hefty, anthropomorphized water mammals with an unfortunate vulnerability to theft. The lolcat of the sea.

ex. LOLRUS R LIIKE FATTY LOLCAT WIF PUSHBROOM FACE BUT NOES BUCKITS!!1!!

n. A sea lion, seal, or walrus that takes amusing actions. Often the victim of bucket theft; often attempts to steal or recover buckets.

to behave as though you are a walrus who has had their bucket lost or taken through deceit or by force.

“when I realized I had lost my wallet, I lorused for the rest of the day.”
“I know you miss your bucket but you don’t need to lolrus about it!”
“Lolrus if you will, but sooner or later you’re going to have to face the fact that borris yeltsen is gone.”

the subject of mokery suggesting and exploiting the oafish and floppy characteristics of large aquatic mammals.

“I tooked the bukkit from that lolrus”
“Your mom is a lolrus”

A term used to describe any form of aquatic life that can be found in a humourus image macro. The most famous lolrus is also known as the Bucket Walrus, which is the main character of the bucket saga. Also a term used by internet goers who wish to “lol” but stand out at the same time. Other creations by said internet goers are the “Roflcopter” and the “Roflmaool”.

ex:

1. The lolrus is still desperately attemtping to retrieve his bukkit.
2. Person 1: …and the farmer said, “Thats not a cow, thats my wife!”
Internet Goer: Lolrus!

n. – Any walrus or similar animal, especially one featured in a humorous photo or image macro.

Ex: That lolrus doesn’t look very happy!

Day 76 wiffout mah bucket… etc…

LOLZ!

good lukk ok

Any of a group of medium to large marine mammals, possessed of fins, flippers, a layer of subcutaneous blubber, and a nearly-pathological fondness for bukkits.

A type of anthropomorphization that centers specifically on aquatic life, such as a walrus, seal, sea lion, etc.

ex. “The lolrus wants his bucket back!”

n. – a term of affectionate personification used to describe the often whimsical or comic facial expressions exhibited by members of the species Odobenus rosmarus. Ex. “Look at the grimace on that lolrus!”