Update 5/1/2007 @ 4:41pm – Comments closed!
Update 4/25/2007 @ 8:25am – We added a dictionary page 
check it out here http://icanhascheezburger.com/werdz/
lolfrenz — ar efforts to documents the Lolrus quest via submission to urbandictionary has fail.
They says no! http://add.urbandictionary.com/verify.php?code=57a3e7edcb
Let’s see what you can come up with!
If you need help, enroll in Elfnuggets “Kitteh as a Second Language” course today! LOL!
Add your definition in the comments below for the word “lolrus”. Make sure to vote for ur favorite definitions using the helpful burgerratings … we will keep the comments open for 1 week. (this is an experiment to see how to manage turnamentz)
lolrus (lawl-ruhs) noun
any of the collection of pinniped, waterborne animals: sealion, walrus, seal, manatee, and sometimes a dolphin (aka lolphin).
ex. Things took a turn for the worse when someone stole the lolrus’ bucket!
Source: Cheezburger Cat, Cheezburger Land
Your submissions will be subject to the lolfrend turnament submission policy.
Hmm.
You could always make your OWN dictionary/Glossary page for ICHC. Just sayin’.
I thottid of u, Teho, wen I rillizd dat “happitail” haz bakum into being da vernakuliar. I fink dat zo funni yeth. Okay now you to bees takings mah klass kthxbai.
ooh great idea teho… i ar adding a dickshunary page! TY TY TY!
lolrus (lawl-rus)
n. – a term of affectionate personification used to describe the often whimsical or comic facial expressions exhibited by members of the species Odobenus rosmarus. Ex. “Look at the grimace on that lolrus!”
Bear in mind, Señor Queso Mas Grande, that this Glossary will always have its own prior allegiances. Heh. So thanks muchly for teh linkage (YAY!) but y’still may want to do up something of your own, independently, when time & resources allow.
crap CheezBurg — i not read ur comment riet firs tiem. sorries.
am distraktid today.
(can DELEET ma comint frm “April 24th, 2007 at 8:04 am” cuz me dum)
(mabeys dis 1 2)
(ya i rly miss teh editings opshin)
cood bee… Lol “r” Us
lil shopz 2 git ur lolz netime u sad…
Lolrus, N.
A type of anthropomorphization that centers specifically on aquatic life, such as a walrus, seal, sea lion, etc.
ex. “The lolrus wants his bucket back!”
lolrus (lol’-res); n.–
Any of a group of medium to large marine mammals, possessed of fins, flippers, a layer of subcutaneous blubber, and a nearly-pathological fondness for bukkits.
i submitted 1 fuh u weel c!!!!!
good lukk ok
K submited.
I kopeed sumtin, but Iwuz guud:
Day 76 wiffout mah bucket… etc…
LOLZ!
Lolrus (lawl-rus)
n. – Any walrus or similar animal, especially one featured in a humorous photo or image macro.
Ex: That lolrus doesn’t look very happy!
teho – I miss edit too !!! cheez – bring back pls !!!
Lolrus- (Lawl-Rus)-n.
A term used to describe any form of aquatic life that can be found in a humourus image macro. The most famous lolrus is also known as the Bucket Walrus, which is the main character of the bucket saga. Also a term used by internet goers who wish to “lol” but stand out at the same time. Other creations by said internet goers are the “Roflcopter” and the “Roflmaool”.
ex:
1. The lolrus is still desperately attemtping to retrieve his bukkit.
2. Person 1: …and the farmer said, “Thats not a cow, thats my wife!”
Internet Goer: Lolrus!
lolrus (lawl-rus)
Noun
the subject of mokery suggesting and exploiting the oafish and floppy characteristics of large aquatic mammals.
“I tooked the bukkit from that lolrus”
“Your mom is a lolrus”
lolrus (LAWL-rus)
verb
to behave as though you are a walrus who has had their bucket lost or taken through deceit or by force.
“when I realized I had lost my wallet, I lorused for the rest of the day.”
“I know you miss your bucket but you don’t need to lolrus about it!”
“Lolrus if you will, but sooner or later you’re going to have to face the fact that borris yeltsen is gone.”
Lolrus (LAWL-rus)
n. A sea lion, seal, or walrus that takes amusing actions. Often the victim of bucket theft; often attempts to steal or recover buckets.
Lolrus (lawl-russ) – noun
1. One of any number of hefty, anthropomorphized water mammals with an unfortunate vulnerability to theft. The lolcat of the sea.
ex. LOLRUS R LIIKE FATTY LOLCAT WIF PUSHBROOM FACE BUT NOES BUCKITS!!1!!
Lolrus(lawl- RUS) nown
A BEEG FATTY WIF NO BUKITS!
Urban Dictionary has lolcat, so maybe a definition that has a cross-reference?
A lolcat picture featuring any of the collection of pinniped, waterborne animals: sealion, walrus, seal, manatee, and sometimes a dolphin (aka lolphin). Lolrus pictures often incorporate references to the lorus’ bucket.
“Line is foar new bucket?” is a good example of a lolrus.
Note: Lolcat pictures referring to the lolrus bucket are increasingly common.
lolrus
n.- Any seabourne mammal (discluding whales) that is, usually due to theft, without a bucket it so dearly desires. Boxes, Crates, and Feeders do not please lolrus’ in their natural habitat, the zoo. When a bucket is stolen from such a being, they are thrown into a genital-attacking frenzy.
dude.. elfnuggets is the worst abuser of kitteh talk. I mod all his stuff down.
Lol, Pete, you know nothing of teh Elfinugget.
Especially how to spell “Elfinugget”
I think I misspelled elfinugget too
erm
Elfi….no worriez….we lernin how-for to spel yu nu name korrictly….Iz jus kall yu elfi…Iz be lazi ol lady,too….not jus krazi
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Lolrus (loll-russ, n)
Loud aquatic mammal that lolls on rocks and wet cement. Males of species quickly learn that servants bring fish in buckets and that loss of one’s security bucket signals lost honour leading to a restricted diet, lost buoyancy, and impending doom.
I’ve got to get squarely behind saintpikachu’s “Lolcat of the sea.” I agree with WhatLadder that riding on the coattails of Lolcat is the way into the Urban Dictionary.
saintpikachu’s “Lolcat of the sea” = genius. Short and precise. I don’t think it can be beaten, really.
I don’t think I get it… do we rate the definitions, or just click a random burger in the rating thing and total up the votes?