Comments on: LOLspeak as a Second Language (LKSL-101) in Five Easy Steps

By: serbw1

serbw1 — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 20:54:26 +0000

Would “Hello, call me Ellie.” be translated to
“Helloz, me callez Ellie and I likez cheeze!”

By: Zhar

Zhar — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 21:24:53 +0000

lolspeeg is the muchfer waited hip cuzn of zharspeeg. saboot time, mclovin! unfork forda restadem.
luvzhar.

By: AlehKitteh

AlehKitteh — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 23:08:52 +0000

That wut mai dotter sayz aboout bbq, 2. Mus B rite.
Kthxbai.

By: lolStevie

lolStevie — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 19:01:41 +0000

As far as I undertand it, [lolspeakwurd]bbq is just adding to the lolspeakfunness, such as: “omg!!! dats teh funniest lolcat cap evar wuts in his mouf omgwtfbbq!”

By: lolStevie

lolStevie — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 18:44:46 +0000

but who is to teh using sugar sparingly? *hyperrrrrrrrr* Sugar if for teh guzzling

By: drdunn

drdunn — Sun, 27 Jan 2008 15:51:36 +0000

Dis bez hrder thn it lookz .kthnxbai

By: AlehKitteh

AlehKitteh — Sun, 20 Jan 2008 01:13:45 +0000

Much questions: What is BBQ, as in ftwbbq? I unnerstan bar-be-que, so ftwbbq meens for to win (is big good thing) an wit bbq is reeeeely beeg good thin???

kthksbaibai

By: Anna

Anna — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 03:22:19 +0000

Butchered English. Fun, but dangerous when misused.

Pargraf in step 5 make Anner the sads

By: Raven

Raven — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 19:54:49 +0000

thz for da tutorial. it beez vary halpful.

-Raven da Lolkat

By: davetan

davetan — Tue, 01 Jan 2008 08:33:41 +0000

xan sum2 leet i knew wot des toureal iz fur!

By: pudding

pudding — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 23:53:55 +0000

i is noob wif da lolspeek but i can be thanking you for da tutorial uf da awsomez!!!!!!!!!

By: dragonkitteh leelee

dragonkitteh leelee — Sat, 22 Dec 2007 17:00:09 +0000

dis coment, duz it has a flavr?

(lulz)

I AGREE!!

By: dragonkitteh leelee

dragonkitteh leelee — Sat, 22 Dec 2007 16:55:27 +0000

(translated into human) woah. i think in lolcat alot, often say something and map it out in my head as lolspeak, and sometimes i even talk in it “i are hungry. i can has breakfast?”

i am learing lolspeak quickly for someone who only found out about it like 3 months ago.

wow.

heh.

(tranletied 2 lolkitteh1!!!1) liek omg wau! i can has lolthoughts?!?!? i can say in 2 wayz nau wft? i speekz in it also liek I R HUNGRI I CAN HAS BREEKFIST?!?1/

draginkitteh is lolskolar!1!

omgwtfbbq?

lulz

By: Spazzfayce

Spazzfayce — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 21:59:15 +0000

OMGZ tutooreal FTW an so iz elfinugget too! Eva since I readz dis I bin speekin lolkitteh an makin evryone fink I’m insane… I jus say ‘iz elfnuggets fault, kthxbai’ cuz u makin me speek lyk lolcat in teh furst place – u shud take responsbiliteh fur ur actions! Feels weerd nut to speek in propa gramma and language but iz so much moar lolzsum to speek in lolkitteh.

I has to do ingleesh corsewurk nao so I mus rite in ingleesh or wil failz GCSEs an becum a lowly trashcat ): NO OFFENCES TRASHCAT!

All I haz to say is kthxbai nao an fank yoo verii much fur bringin lolkitteh to the lives of us!

By: poodumz

poodumz — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 23:19:52 +0000

omgimscurrdlolz!!!1

By: GulpyTheLizard

GulpyTheLizard — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 16:02:12 +0000

Dis is teh win. Usually, I iz spelling/grammar Nazi, but dis site, it let me speekz funneh an not feel too dum! U has kno ideaz how fun dis iz.

By secund paragwaph, I dunno what kitteh meenz (lulz!). I gedd hedake if all iz talkin’ liyke dat!

Kthxbai!!1

By: Teh Person

Teh Person — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 03:45:39 +0000

is teh true. is not for lol when lolspaek is teh abused. use sparingly! is just like sugar. kthxbai! ^_^

By: kimmehkitteh

kimmehkitteh — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 00:47:11 +0000

I speek kitteh fer yers…jus my kine of kitteh speek…no care bout rools. Jus do wat feels rite.

Me wont reed crazy speek, jus pay no tenshun to dem folks. Too hard.. heer to play..not werk hard to reed.

By: Kitteh

Kitteh — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 23:49:52 +0000

Jus remember kitteh frenz, ur wurds must be easy to reads. I hav trubble reading some kittehs posts becoz they use teh complicated wurdz. It makes my hed hurt. I hav had to skip posts becoz they r so much kittehspeak itz no longer kittehspeak.

Do want:
“I luvs this kitteh. He iz so coote.”

Do not want:
“Ey lufvz diz kiyteh. Hee iz zoe cyoute.”

It makez our kitteh heds spin round if u do this.
Imagine teh Do want speak iz a big cheezburger. Teh do not want iz ur neighborz new fugly outfit. U r wearing the outfit. U want teh cheezburger. U say, “Ize canne hase cheeszbergur?” and O NOE! No one will give u teh cheezburger. U say, “I can has cheezburger?” and OMG! U gots the cheezburger!

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il blog di aleg » Blog Archive » Scoiattolo? PUPPA!! — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 23:52:11 +0000

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By: lollerblades

lollerblades — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 17:09:20 +0000

Thingz is teh funneh when rly troo. Peoples think is for the fail becuz lolcats no rly talk so complekated. (They has an issue.) So peoples say “noez” to tootorial. Den elfinugget has a sadness becuz tootorial takes effort and peoples say “noez” to it. I has an issue, but I say “yayz for elfinugget” even if is not for the win, becuz effort cat is effort.

By: blest79

blest79 — Sun, 04 Nov 2007 16:58:29 +0000

meh wuvs lolspeeks

By: shinyobject?!

shinyobject?! — Sun, 04 Nov 2007 10:01:09 +0000

i uzyalleh reedz it as “for teh win” bcuz datz wut wikipedia say it meenz, an wikipedia no lie. NEVAR. apairentleh, der iz alsoa FTL (for teh lose) but iv nebur seed it uzed bfoar.

By: shinyobject?!

shinyobject?! — Sun, 04 Nov 2007 09:57:13 +0000

i iz speekin lolcat 2 ovvur pplz! duble HALP! dey nawt unnerstanz meh no moarz! i has losted mah abyliteh 2 speekz inglyshh! oh noes!!1!

By: mycatsparta

mycatsparta — Fri, 02 Nov 2007 13:22:43 +0000

Doeseses Insesent bababbling Countses?

By: SiNE

SiNE — Tue, 30 Oct 2007 23:08:40 +0000

lol you for got the fail and the winz and teh and uter common mispeld typo typez.

teh = the

ftw = wtf

fail = you suck

win = you rule

and such

By: Werekitteh

Werekitteh — Sun, 28 Oct 2007 21:51:43 +0000

LOL-Kitteh
o hai … OMGZ i remembrd dat addin teh wordz dat it r fonetikuly eezi to reed! dat wud b teh much awsums!

plskthxbai

English:
I just remembered that you should add that it should always be phonetically easy to read.

Please Okay Thanks Bye.

ps. dat lst bit maided me laffz so muchez that i wuz liek rofflkoptrz! it maded me goez all fuzzeh heh.

By: Werekitteh

Werekitteh — Sun, 28 Oct 2007 21:23:51 +0000

OMGWTFBBQKITTEHS! dis r teh much awsums! it t to be halping alll dem ickle baby cheezburgers! noaw dey can b with teh awsum lolcatrs! poke teh baby lolkittehs lulz.

By: HHFrenz

HHFrenz — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 19:15:49 +0000

OMG! I iz speking LOLcat in my Haid! Halp!!

By: Lilu ChemicalX

Lilu ChemicalX — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 18:03:59 +0000

mwahah!
I didn’t know it, but I was talking to my kitty in this waaay beforwe I found out about cat macros..anyone else speak to their cat in a weirdly high and scary voice??

By: KittehLurve

KittehLurve — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 19:16:23 +0000

iz haz kweschun pls. Wut du u meen by FTW? i reeds “f**k teh werld” butt iz noez u not meens dat. kthxbai.

By: mariaedzed

mariaedzed — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 14:11:42 +0000

Thiz iz a wizdom! You very smart old brain!

I has a issue too. Us KSL (Kitteh Second Language) peeplz haz trouble if lolcat talk too complicated. I skips some posts when no read easy. Plz kitteh frenz, use lolcat careful for poor KSL peeplz.

Kthxbai

By: laughoutloud

laughoutloud — Wed, 10 Oct 2007 03:11:24 +0000

i no remember teh link to tranzlater

send again,k?

By: elfinugget

elfinugget — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 22:43:11 +0000

NICE WORK, Sarah!!! LOL U yeth haz teh win!

By: sarah

sarah — Sat, 25 Aug 2007 16:23:59 +0000

I also did this one on my own. It went from:

Hello! What are you doing?

To:

Hai! Wut u b doings?

To:

Hai! Wut u b duingz?

To:

OMG! Hai. Wutz u b duingz?

By: typingisnotactivism

typingisnotactivism — Sat, 25 Aug 2007 02:25:03 +0000

ZOMG – toatlee!!

By: sarah

sarah — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 21:03:15 +0000

I went to babelfish and after translating it back and forth to Japanese from English for the sixth time, I got this from the beginning line:

There is a cat whose actually adhesion power is good. And, he of glance of beginning owned the bow which takes the lead!

Then, when I changed it all the other ways, I got this:

Dat kitteh bes purty kutifully! Ans he gots somez evn purtyfulr bowagez on him hedz. OMG! Dat da kutifulist kitteh evrs!!1!

By: Koneko

Koneko — Wed, 01 Aug 2007 22:23:56 +0000

Yes, what is your problem with her? We all think it’s comical. If YOU don’t, take your leave, without making a comment… (yes it’s a free society, but when on a website dedicated to X, and you don’t like X, why bother being there in the first place to make comments?)

As Elfinugget would say… kthxbai

By: Koneko

Koneko — Wed, 01 Aug 2007 22:15:22 +0000

Excellent. Very well explained.

By: Koneko

Koneko — Wed, 01 Aug 2007 22:13:16 +0000

Bad Rd.. assumption that one needs to google the word “cloying” or the word (if it can properly be called a word) l33t or more correctly (lol) l337

One person knowing both cloying and l33t/l337 might seen rare, but really isn’t… all it takes is an education or a person who enjoys reading, and some awareness of pop culture.

Google it

By: matt

matt — Mon, 30 Jul 2007 22:23:28 +0000

Or you can use my site to translate English into lolcat! http://speaklolcat.com

By: yvi-kitteh

yvi-kitteh — Mon, 02 Jul 2007 06:21:32 +0000

lol elfi, u rawk!

By: elfinugget

elfinugget — Mon, 02 Jul 2007 05:42:38 +0000

dude, what’s your problem with me?

By: elfinugget

elfinugget — Mon, 02 Jul 2007 05:42:02 +0000

Ok dis wun tym, der wuz teh beginningz… an den da Big Voyce lyk iz on da wethur raydio set, LYTE!! an den I wuz awl lyk *BLINKBLINK* why u do dat I wuz seepin?? An den da darknizz wus seprat frum da lyte, but dazokay, kuz it awl minez ennywhay.

By: typingisnotactivism

typingisnotactivism — Sat, 23 Jun 2007 13:58:09 +0000

OMF stilz gots tranzlaytsh friggin FTW but dats frihggin ekslunt. i luuurve “get hukd on foniks”. elfinugget iz uberzenkitteh, shud tranzlayt skripshrz ov all wurld relijunz. mayk GodzCanHazCheezburger.

By: doctorcat

doctorcat — Tue, 19 Jun 2007 15:43:27 +0000

Is troo–hubby & i liek smoo smoo smoo. Kidz go pleh.

hehehehe

By: doctorcat

doctorcat — Mon, 18 Jun 2007 19:13:06 +0000

Oh noes! Fall semester nightmare:

Plz to no rite lolspeak in English class. Kthxbye.

By: Jesin

Jesin — Wed, 13 Jun 2007 22:14:41 +0000

1337 is not hacker slang. It’s cracker slang. Hackers only use that sarcastically. The only people who really use 1337 are noobs who think they are hackers just because they can break into computer systems that they shouldn’t be able to access. That just makes them crackers. Hackers are those who write computer programs for the fun of it, rather than just stitching together other people’s code with simple scripts in order to mess up other people’s computers. Crackers call themselves hackers even when they don’t deserve the title. There are hackers who are also crackers, but there are many crackers who think they’re hackers when they can’t write any programs beyond simple scripting to break other people’s things.

Hackers make things, crackers break things.

By: The Woodwork » Blog Archive » LOL CATS

The Woodwork » Blog Archive » LOL CATS — Mon, 11 Jun 2007 17:48:58 +0000

[...] fun stuff: Cat Macro Grammar: (LKSL-101, Anil Dash). I used fd’s flickr toys to generate the macro, but you can also use LolCat [...]

By: The Pondercat

The Pondercat — Thu, 07 Jun 2007 21:08:16 +0000

ZOMFGZ Tis whil be a giude of with 1337 hendynez of until getten is I teh heng of wif it!!!! Me be totalli ohf thxfulnezzag!!!!!!!!!!!!! kthxbai.

… KK yeah tis isnt teh bast jub evah but OMG I’s tring riht?!?!?