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I just realized..this little guy looks like a big piece of mochi. ^_^ Mochi ice seal?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mochi_(food)
Update!
Awesome onigiri (OMGIRI) seal pic by Komadori!
(I do not advocate the eating of baby seals covered in powdered sugar or potato starch, or wrapped in nori.)
Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Cheezburger Network Blog
THis gives hotdog an opposite…
The seals had the cryogenics long befores us
Wanna pupsicle????
I can has sealsicle?
BODY FREEZE!!!
ah klubz yu ovar da hed wif da kutenis ov da behbe harp zeel. Dem sooo kute. Did u know dem gainz lyk 5 powndz a DAYE frum mummazeel’s milks? Dat amazyng.
seal-cicle?
OM….wtf is dat?
Poor widdle fing.
kp ;(
Iz ok, kimmie…..himz momma klose by
mmm. bebe seal has alreddy rolled hisself in bredcrums and spices. all set for fryn’.
This is why Twinkies and seals shouldn’t have babies together.
but honestlee, i can’t eat bebe seals. too coote. best to let seal playing snows and frolics around the icee floe. THE SEAL MUST FLOW.
I are kanoli. wher my shell?
AHHH tiny sealpuplet I’ll defrost you ♥
Evn thou u look myti dilishus in de snow, remindin me of turksish delyt or marshmuhlows. Mmmmm. *pounce*
Wilford Brimley Seal misses his shipment of diabeetus suppliez
that is sad
I is not a ‘mallow!!!
I is not a ‘mallow!
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and I is NOT nootrishuhs. No be eatings plz. kthxbai
Awwww, bebeh sealz iz coooooold.
Off topic: The site looks fantastic, SO glad you guys are back!
Poor little thing : *(
I is hiding from bad seal clubbers!
Awww, him looks like a powdereded donut!
He’s in ur grocer’s freezur.
seal pockets?
mmmm…hostess snowballz…
i can has hot chocolates?
or
i can has carrot, scarf, and top hat?
i’m sorry, but dead animals = never funny
someone left the cover off yogurtseal overnight.
dis is like a Coca-Cola Classic commercial? Momma bear comes and pours Cokez on baby bear and both start the smilingz?
Do not be sad, bebbeh seal is camouflaged and covered with blubber and fur. Bebbeh is happeh and warm. ^_^
Oh hai u have new legs 4 meh? Mah legs frozed off.
thats not funny!
He roffled too hard :p
I’ve seen this one elsewhere with the caption
*ROFFLED TOO HARD*
It cracked me up.
Sally beat me to it! I types too slow.
We thought he is just a little chilled guy… he ar sleeping in the snow!
He looks bored, and windswept.
This is great!
Achully, momma seal rollz wet bebbeh in snow to dry. Snow suk wet out of bebbeh’s fur and he be’s all warm and toasty dry.
Yea, we can ALL has cheezburgers again!1!
Caution: Do not use the frosting if the safety seal is broken.
It looks like he is covered in powdered sugar….mmm…
oops
get squeegee somebodys
i has stuck
I don’t think he is dead… Looks like he is just tired or something, or played in the snow too long… People think he is dead?
He not be ded…he be pinin for de fee-ords!
Seal is not dead.
Someone just put him on his side and rolled him down a hill.
Oversensitivity, what?
I can dip in coffeez?
He lokks delishous, powdered sugar seal.
“That’s what he does. . . that’s ALL HE DOES!!”
Hoverseal sez “brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr”
Him no ded. Him’s eyez and noez nice and warm, no sno on. Sno on fur, more insoolation over fur and fat. Like sleddogz – kan sleeps in sno. Lie on ice all day anywayz. No problem.
OMG! He looks like a powdered sausage!!!
Himz kinda looked like a tipped ovur skoolbus. Back in teh day when dey wuz round.
Nooooo! No ded bebe! Happy bebe sealz rollz in snowz and has funee!
K first…what’s a mochi? Oh hai. I am bebeh seel. I r fat.I r happeh. AND I IZ NOT DED! NONONO… I r not ded. I make veeery uggie fur coats. So tell evwyone u knoes, butt uggie coats. An I smellz. Coast smellz like poo.
@snippet
ah yu ryt. I not notice until you say comment ^_^
@melissa
http://en.wikipedia/wiki/Mochi_(food)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mochi_(food)!
Mochi ees rice wad. Sorta. Yep he lokk like mochi.K thkx lubyabai
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Rollin’ rollin’ rollin’
keep doze seal pups rollin’…
RAWHIDE!
OMGiri!!! ^_^v
http://pics.livejournal.com/koma_chan/pic/0006d5dg
KOMADORI WINS!
oooooh mochi! it is it is! deeelish…
oooooh, moosh-mallow seal need to be warmmed up, he iz colded!!!!
hes quite consealed.
And congealed.
LAWL! I haf gatten this pix in a e-mail frum muh gf a looong time ago… even bettuh now wif teh caption!
erin: dun wry, bebeh seal = not dead! just rofln’ so much he ar becomd sealball… gettin wedy fuh teh first Baby-Seal Bobsled team! just liek in kool runnins, but wif babeh seal dis tiem! WOO!
Its really freezing…
I can’t understand a word of what most of you said…….and I love it!!
Mmmmmmmmmm… mmmochi!!!
I come here to get some daily laughs and ‘awwww’s’ but this makes me sick and sad. The seal is dead .. seals don’t freeze.
Any way you could throw this one out? Totally not funny. You would never post a dead cat or kitten, I would hope.
Wow. That is the single dumbest thing I have ever heard. How about READING the comments before leaping eagerly onto that high horse? Or even knowing something about seals? Or anything about what your protesting? KTHXBAI!
We got this baloney over at Cute Overload too.
If the seal was dead, it’d be skinned.
Just stop it.
Sera and all:
Seal not dead. Eyes are clear, nose is uncovered.
If the seal were DEAD, then the eyes and nose wouldn’t be producing snow-repellant heat, and would be covered as well.
The seal has snow sticking to him … probably because he fell in the water and his mumma got him out in time. Plus, he has plenty of fur and blubber (oh, and SNOW!) insulating him (did it get mentioned that snow is a great insulator? Igloo? Anyone?)
Last time you got snow all over your coat when you slipped, I didn’t say you were dead.
He’s a happy seal, and mummaseal is clearly taking great care of him… she is probably off eating more fish because she’s gotta feed his little whininess! She loses SEVEN POUNDS A DAY just breast-feeding this lump-of-cute.
Go read National Geographic sometime when they do a bit on harp seals.
Or look up a back issue – it was maybe 10 months ago or so.
–E
True, so true. Especially about snow insulating.
I hate it when people complain about things before thinking, sepecially when they don’t know much about teh subject matter.
Sorry, but knowing that seals = cute and ice = cold doesn’t make you an expert.
-Dark-
(oh yeah, and just because the CAPTION says “I has frozen” doesn’t mean that’s the case…)
I goze now and klikz da googul adz: “Perfluroelastomer Seals”
:::reedz Elfi’s xcellent treatise on babiseel:::
:::iz verryverryglad babiseel iz not ded:::
:::alzo wonderz about thoze perfluoroelastowhatchamacallitz.:::
:::ALZO alzo wonderz if i can haz loses se7en lbs/day bressfeedin’ of da babiseel:::
:::iz willin’ 2 try ennything @ this poynt:::
In response to Elfinugget, I will personally advocate that snow is, in fact, an excellent insulator
Sara – all kidding aside, this little lump of snow-covered cute was BIRTHED, smaller, less-well-insulated, and soaking wet with birth fluids, smack onto an ice floe. Where it has remained ever since, lying directly on a platform of frozen-solid water.
A little snow in its fur is not going to kill it. It’s built for cold weather.
And the only reason it’s kind of tipped over is… this seal is about a week old, and is too fat to move.
Gladys: Do you has kidlets? My mom told me that you can eat anything you want when u is breastfeedings and lose weight… she says if u don’t eat like 3500 cals a day u finks u is starvins to death.
I dunno how mummaseals do it. The milk is some absurd percentage milkfat… I think it’s like 50% or more fat… ’cause baby seals won’t survive if they aren’t that plump! They have to put on that much fat that quickly to survive the weather. The fact that this one is so rotund that it can’t even move very well means that it’s being *VERY* well-fed by a devoted mummaseal. She spends ALL her time eating (and competing with other mummaseals for foods) and then flopping back to behbeh seal and feeding it until it’s puffasphere. Once the behbeh seal’s adult coat comes in, then mummaseal is like… thank GOD I’m done… and leaves the behbeh, who lies around for 2-3 days whining about it… and then finally schlepps into the water to katch its own fishiez.
Or moves into my yard and yells for kittehfudz.
Thank you Elfi, for setting the record straight…..I know lots of us wanted to, but your explaination was right on target…..ps, I’m with Gladys-can I find a bebeseal to nurse for…oh say, three or four weeks!
The seal is clearly dead. A live seal wouldn’t just lay there stiff with snow sticking to its fur in globs. It would of moved around and shaken it off. That snow had been there for a long time to form those roundish hardened globs. Fresh snow looks more like powder. Fresh snow doesn’t stay on an animals coat too long. It is not on it’s eyes or nose because it wont stick to the glossy surface. This was probably a photo to illustrate what the murderers of baby harp seals do.
Insert fail pic here.
The seal is NOT clearly dead. Baby harp seals are barely mobile. A live baby harp seal would indeed just lie there with snow sticking to its fur in globs because it’s probably not even aware of it – and if it is, it’s not greatly troubled by it. And the stiff position is because it’s FAT, which is the optimal condition for a harp this age.
Snow will indeed remain on the soft, standing-up fur of a baby harp seal because the seal is so well-insulated by blubber that not much body heat escapes and the snow remains unmelted.
Baby harps don’t move much, CAN’T move much, when they’re whitecoats. That’s why they’re such easy targets for fur-hunters. And since they don’t move much, if one gets snowed on it’s likely to remain that way for quite a while, unconcerned about it.
If the seal was dead, snow would indeed stick to eyes and nose – particularly the nose, because it has texture. It would also stick to the eyes if they were frozen, because the snow on the face has formed hollows around them, into which flakes would settle quite nicely.
Animals in snowy conditions occasionally get snow stuck to them. They’re used to it. They DON’T always immediately clear it off themselves. Heck, look at pictures of plains bison in the winter – they’re caked in the stuff. It’s not a big deal to them.
Snow caked on a harp seal pup does NOT, in and of itself, mean that it’s dead.
Look it’s the new kid cuisine meal! mmmmmm frozen blubber…. or you could freeze a Mc Burger…
i is fat, picture makes me want powdered donutz
I is a powdered sugar loaf lolz!
omg its a talking rice ball is that a cat in the snow
DO NOT GETZ!!! i can has understand?
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what is that?
The top one kinda looks like a taco
..is that a frozen hotpocket?
OMGiri
is a Japanese delicacy, lol’d wit rice
aww poor seal
it does look like a mochi
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Lawl, I can has cold-dog?
Welkum to teh hawt dog’s kulinaree opposit.
It lookz liek it needz a hugg
Monorail Ketteh Derails In Blizzard
i has teh ignorunts wen it kumz to seelz. Sew I seez it bof wayz; seel mebbe awl covured in ice liek normul fer insoolayshun n tings…orr mebbe seel akshully iz ded. Eever way, iz styll look like gyant powdured donut, orr mebbe Twinkie.
Gotz mai seal of approval…. =[
cawld
I’m a card carrying member of the baby seal club.
Awww that poor thing !