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Ahahahah absolute and undeniable awsum. ♥
I finded the lolrus’ buket and I eated alla his fishies
LOL Evul kiti bukkitzlut LOL
Lolruz no wuntz dat punie bukkit ennywayz.
Et tu, kitteh?
I’m really not sure how anyone could follow Betsy’s invocation of Caesar, but being a glutton for punishment (or possibly just an attention whore), I’m going to try anyway…
Actually, nevermind.
Once you’ve invoked The Bard, it’s a little maddening to try to top. I leave you with this lame attempt at a follow-on:
“Oh what a tangled web we weave/when a Lolrus we seek to deceive.”
U cheekee monkee!
Bannoch, I like yours better!
The FBI obtained warrants for the sweep which broke up the notorious “Bukkit Gang.”
O NOES! Lolrus v. kitteh!
Someone needs to recompile that Lolrus bucket saga group of photos (and leaving out those two 4-panel cat photos. Not bucket saga)
Oh noes, kitteh kartel gonna wipe out lalruses!
U luuking at meh, lolrus?
Kitteh giv’n paw padded hi-5, sush tude!
cbsb goin invesible for next dai an a haff. Goin to playce wif no inturnets, no ichc. No idee-ah hows I wil maykes it. Prey fur meh. I wil mss u al turriblie.
oh nooooeez! an’ we thot it was those puny humanz all along…
beware, lolrus! these kittehs am sneeky!!
That’s my MIDGE! I sent in the pic with the caption ……Hey big grey guy, Iz got extra bukit. u sen fish I sen u bukit k?
Love my kitteh. It’s the LAW!
All the world’s a bucket, and all the kittehs and lolruses merely players.
from Shakespeare
“see how she rests her paw against her cheek, oh I would I were a glove upon that paw”
to Spillane
” I’d slap the snot outta that cat for stealing my bucket”
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Ai, teh plays t’ting
Wif wich 2 catsh sum bukkits… um… or sumsing.
Cat Be Sneakin’ a BUKKET!… would be really funny if newspapar wif date included in photo!
O yez, Tehbias. Is so rite. U sees I has ur bukket tudaa. Best to be
sindin mee a money or u not sees bukket agin. It will sleep wit
fishus.
“At last we wul reveal ourselves to the lolrus, at last we wul have mah buckit.”
original bucket wuz blue, like dis ones:
http://i11.tinypic.com/42l9glk.jpg
Yo, lolrus…..yu feelin luckie, punk????
E\/1|_|<@-|- can has bukket?
The buckat saga goes terribly dark.
Where are ninja kittens for justice?!?!?!?!?!?!?
“What’s in a name? that which we call a bucket by any other name would be as deep”
“Some are born with buckets, some achieve buckets, and some have buckets thrust upon them”
Sorry had to contribute to the Shakespeare, I’m an English teacher after all ;o)
MsG, I laffed owt lowd. so very wittee u is!
MsG….yup….us kan uze a liddle kultur now an den! Mor Bard!!
“What light through yonder window breaks? It is a kitteh, and he has mah bukkit!”
More Shaky-speare from a former English teacher:
“Friends, Romans, Countrymen–Lend me your bukkits!”
“This above all: to thine own bukkit be true.”
“A bukkit! a bukkit! my kingdom for a bukkit!”.
“Cry “Havoc,” and let slip the lolruses of war”.
“The fault, dear lolrus, is not in our bukkits, but in ourselves.”
“Cry “Havoc,” and let slip the lolruses of war”.
best use of the English language ever. Am stealing for my journal title. sheer genius
LOL @ BonzoGal!
heh lolrus.
Hell hath no fury than a lolrus scorned.
The bukit is in play.
Wtf? Bukkit smellz of lolrus?
Oh noez! now mah feetz smells of lolrus!
Gladys….yu totally rok wif de Shakey-spear!! MORE!!
“Alas, poor bukkit. I knew him, Kittehratio…”
“Oh happy bukkit, here is thy lolrus!”
“What, drunk all, and left not a bukkit for me?”
“Do you bite your bukkit at me, sir?”/”Indeed sir, I do bite my bukkit!”
“Bubble, bubble, bukkit and trouble/Kitteh steal and lolrus rumble…”
sheer genius.
On tu evan bettah awthur:
O mista lolrus! Yur fins R so swollen!
[ducks and runs]
“It was my only line!”
the cats going to take a shower
I HAZ TEH BUKITT!!1 I HAZ TEH POWUH1!!
Heh, heh, heh. funeee!
Noes! It be a trap!
holy poo pooz! he haz teh bukket!!