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And y dey not drownded in cheez?
“um mumma? mumma? mumma mumma mumma? MUMMA? MUMMA MUMMA?”
“Yes, Squeezle?”
“I can haz a brokklie pliz?”
“no, u no like brokkliez.”
“YETH MUMMA I WANTZ PLIZ NOWE MUMMA MUMMA MUMMA!!!”
“Fine, here.”
“Whut dat? I no wants dat.”
win
Lolz, Squeezle
broccoli cat ur my favrit, looks like is from japan… makes me laugh in quiet.
Ja poe neez treez? Or jae-poe kittee?
If I eatz ma broccolis, then I can has cheezburger?
what es dat? why you et dat?
I brings you mouse instead
i r wait fur teh tiny burds to come outs of thr tiny nests in those tiny trees soz i can proceed to gobble dem
AHHH it’s one of my favourite kitties of all time, the Broccolis kitty. ♥ ♥ ♥
piccies is fotoshoped bt funneez!
” pleh “
Hungrycat is not amused.
We has the same senario only it’s
Squeezle: What is in bowl? Is tuna?!?
Me: Noes, is avocardo.
Squeezle: TUNA! Is in bowl, has fork mashin it, must bees tuna. Want.
Me: Ok.
Squeezle: Pleh.
My keety’s brother is a vegetarian. Well, not really– he is an omnivore. He eats his keety fud, but if you have a broccoli or a green bean (or god forbid, SQUASH) in your hand, he will shriek and yowl and otherwise be obnoxious until you give him some.
My own keety walked up to me and stoled a cracker out of my hand yesterday, just like this: http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/01/2001962294632620176_rs.jpg
Well, all kitiz are indoor, so we no git ded mowsys. Insted, I find othar stuff dat is prezint.
Lyk wun daye, I wuz puttin’ mah shooz on, and I nunno whut made me knok da shooz owt bafore I puts dem on… (maybie mumma-psy kikd in) … owt fallz half a ded spydar.
Awww. Um…. Fank yu. HALF a ded spydar. In mah shoo. Dat… so thotful.
And teh Squeezle, who iz da intrepid huntar, wuz like, oh, u no wunt dat? Sokay, I eetz it. And she inhaled it instantly before I could do anything.
Now I goez PLEH.
She really likes to play with vegetables, though. Likes to whacks dem all ovar den stuffs dem undar somefin so dey git all rottin and stinky but I no kno wher.
Dat mah gurl.
The other two… Less into the ded spydarz. Kimmit putz da hair-tyez in mah shooz for safe keepins. Bastien brings toy at high-speed zoomkiti into whatever room I in, spitz it owt, den goze and hidez. (Ah nunno, him wuz rezkoo from owtzyd. Him hav some kwirkz.)
Yeah, I get that if I’m cutting up onions… or… god forbid… I open a can of NOT KATFUD!! Squeezle comes dashing in from the furthest corner of the globe and happitails and stomps and just basically cannot control her own movement she’s so excited… and I’m like… kiti, it iz olives. U no want olives.
“NOO!! I herd da FING!! It muz be KATFUUD!!!!”
“You have katfuud. I fed u a howar ago.”
“MOAR KATFUUD!!!”
“No, is olives, see?”
(she dives her head straight in and sniffs)
“OMG FTW BBQ IZ DAT KRAP!?! WHAR DA KATFUUD!?!”
yes, you can has cheezburger *puts broccli in cheezburger*
Whiez iz the cheezburger green???
Kitteh haz purty green eyez, like broccoliz!
Where is the Bean-o?
You cannot eat the little trees without the Bean-o.
Oh, you think you can? You remember last time? The “gas mask drill” the town put on?
Yeah.
Get the Bean-o.
cuz dey yummy. tryz dem.
i can has tiny birdz in mah tiny treez?
Im in ur kitchen
Stalkin ur broccolis
Why peeples eet vegables?
Catz no eet.
This iz nawt rlevnt 2 mai intrsts
wate wate, i maek sur treez r ded for u eet dem. no, no, is ok, i keel for u.
Love it!! That’s too funny!
I no eet brawkuhlee! Is eet can be chikn plz?
LOLZ, wen i wuz lttl i thought broklliez wuz tiny treez too.
in the top ten best kitties ever.
Cute
. That one’s classic!
Almost looks like the snozzberry kitty. At least thats the pic that popped into my head when I saw this one
Dem treez is waiting on chiz.
Or ranch dressing.
Whatever.
Ha ha veery funey. Now you brings out da cheezbrger.
Mai boyfrend has an iguana, and mah kittah is all, ooh, this green stuff is tastie when we tries to food the iguana his kale
Oh! Cheezburger for you for making me think of Snozzbery kitteh!
kitiz eetz grazz for to barf on da karpits.
And I feeds mah kittiz pumkins frum da kan to mak shur dem gots anuf fybar in der dyit. (Kismet gets … um. … irregular… sometimez.)
vegetarian cat has VEGATABLEz!
Or garlik hummis.
BWAH HAH HA HA HA All my cheezburgers to you! Maed me laf OWT LOWD
Vegetarian cat has 100% chance of FAIL at hunting.
So vegi cat brings hom teh karots an tofus stead of teh posums an gardersnayk. Woo to jugje is fail?
See, now DAT is betar.
He looks a lot like Bucky Katt. He is teh awesome!
Oh noes, is nothing safe from kittehs!
YAY!
Yodacat is not amused.
I’ve had that same conversation with my kitteh many times!
OMGWTFBROCCO-Q!!!11!
Needz moar snageltoof.
Nope, nuffin is safe from kittehs! once a frend is
leanin bak in recliner, eatin tuna samwich, sleek chic
Harpo kitteh runs up on person and snatches from i
nside mouth! nuffin was safe, but was one kooooool
kitteh.
ah yes.
“Monkey, you is hidingz someteen good! I smellz it!”
“I have offered you everything on my plate, and you have declined it all.”
“But you eeez hidingz it! I noes! I pokes you wif ma feetz untilz you givez it me!”
“[sigh]“
True but he has the earz down!
Elfnow, You crack me up! Sometimes the comments are better than the pics!
mumma, mumma mumma!
Even though mine catburger’s food comes out of cans that have pulltops, he always crash-bangs into the kitchen when I use the manual can opener.
Me, using can opener: *crik crik crik*
Mr. Peaches the catburger: Is for me?
Me: No, is beanz, you cannot has. Ur fartz are bad enuf.
‘And my lady, she went downtown!
She bought some broccoli, she brought it home…
And she’s choppin broccoleeee, she’s chopping broccoleee, she’s chopping broccolehhh, she’s chopping broccolehh-hehhh…’ LOL!
Howcum veggie-cat have FAIL?? Wegetables iz EEEEEEAZZZY to katch.
Dey runz verry…………verry………….s…l…l..o….o…o..o..w.
No matter which website I run to, Dana Carvey always finds me…
omg. i have not laughed out loud that hard in a long time!
treez r nasty!
Mom’s Sid kitty loves all things salty or dairy…
Tacos for dinner? Single Sid paw appears atop table iniquisitively. Cheese shred is placed before the paw. The paw lifts, extends, pulls shred to floor, shred is devoured. Sid Kitty is grateful.
Pizza for dinner? Sid waits patiently until an olive is placed near the table’s edge. Paw rapidly appears and disappears along with olive. Sid is grateful.
Sid does not steal from his people, though. Sid only takes what is offered. Though, sometimes he expresses an unnervingly persistent interest in what his people are enjoying.
Sid kitty wastes not.
well! if this kitty can drink leftover beer, and do dishes — then i’d want him to move in as my roommate.
Why you huumuns eet dis? you humuun peeples not rite. Pls to geeve meh tooonaa! kthnx!
yoou funneh! my husband says, what the hell are yiou laughin at? Oh them silly kitties.
Yodacat says
Awayz from mah plate put ur trees.
cute goodun!
Elfnow, ur comentz maed me laff harder than da pic! Miz. Neptune does teh whole “Momma momma MOMMA momma MOMMAMOMMAMOMMA!” thing too!
Hey!
I’m the creator of this one!
I used Powerpoint and Paint to make it. (The caption is word art from Powerpoint. It works GREAT!)
I saw that you were looking for info on it, so I thought I’d speak up. =P Thanks!!!!!!!
you should put maby if i eat my vedges then ill get my ccheezburger!oh no owner of the house is coming run for the kitty litter lol thats cool!
ill be on tommorow bye peeps!have a great night!2 u all
Priceless!!! The expression on the cat’s face sez it all !
If anyone wants a free pawprint cursor, go to http://www.ecardfriends.com/cursor/pawprint.htm
I love mine!
peace!
um yeah
NOBODY DOWNLOAD ‘CURSORS’ FROM TEH INTERNETS.
Seriously.
Don’t.
Why u think it will screw up my computer? I took the chance like 2 weeks ago, and everything seems fine, but if y’all know something I don’t then forget what i wrote! Better not to chance it I guess.
hi laura k… i saw your comment, and it didn’t look like spam… people should be cautious about what they downloads… it can be a detriments… risk ur losing lolcat axess… if u can handles it… go for it… make sure u has updated lolvirus scannors.
mai kitteh lyks carrotz lolz
Thx for replying. I didn’t mean to do something wrong, esp because this is one of the best pix! Thanks for the great site !
LAST COMMENT – I PROMISE ! FOR EVRYONZ INFO, I TYPED “PAWPRINT CURSOR” INTO GOOGLE, AND IT WAS THE 2ND ENTRY. I KNEW IT WAS RISKY BUT I WANTED A PAWPRINT THAT BADDDDD! TIZ FUN TO CLICK THINGZ W YER PAW !!!
LONG LIVE BROCCOLI CAT !
*WAVING WILDLY* I know who made it, I KNOW, I KNOW!!
It was a member of livejournal! A link is here: http://community.livejournal.com/cat_macros/1430218.html
My name on LJ is eveningscribe, and I credit the creator of treesonplate in that post. (Yes, I give permission to share the tribute picture on this site.)
Lol Kitler
This is my favorite !!! Awesome pic, great wordz
“*WAVING WILDLY* I know who made it, I KNOW, I KNOW!!”
Uhhh… so do I. *points to Jessica’s comment above*
OMG BEST KITTEH EVA!~
my fave on all ICHC
must use force 2 liftz brocolli, yung jedi.
hyoomans et trees? i no kno dat… i piddle on trees! i sowwy
Greenz furball from wehn I Hulk Kitteh!
why yu shrink teh plants?!
[...] datz fud? i thot it wuz a tree. [...]
[...] datz fud? i thot it wuz a tree. [...]
broccoli we keet again
*meet
talcz abt globl warmn, dat n it needz 2 beh a cheezburger… i iz noe vegiterien!!1! 4 dis u mus die at teh handz ov basement kitteh!!!!! SMITE HIM, O MITY SMITERRRRRR!!!!!