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How about fixing Mr. Polite Filter before I head off to work kthx!
I can has awkwardly vague commercial featuring smiling old people?
no, you can’t hasawkwardly vague commercial featuring smiling old people.
Mah Squeezle gets this. We calls it Happitail. Happitail happens primarily when there is a roasted chicken or a packet of tuna happening in the kitchen, but also when we opens the door to the bathroom closet. (teh towilz! Teh wozhklofs! Such kiti fun!! I fownd mah 5 mowsyz I puttid undar da dore!!)
If you experience a tail erection lasting more than four hours, call your physician.
“…as this could be a sign of a serious complication…” lol
“so when a nice moment becomes the right moment…” (old guy pats old lady on the arm) …
Hay, at least it not an Enzyte commershil for, u know… “Natshuril Mayle Inhanchmint.” Whut wif racekarz and big wooden tablez and golfklubs and some dopey dude smiling lyke da Gene Simmonz kity… and the miserably racist implications when the Japanese men all smiles and bows across the big wooden table…. ugh. Those commercials makes me feel lik ah needz a showar.
Okay, this just makes no sense. It’s just the tail. Completely different body part on a cat.
Everyone knows that.
Lame, again.
SPROIIING!
But my- and indeed, everyone here’s- whole life and sense of self-worth depend on your approval, D.R! Everything that is or has been or ever will be depend on your approval and you have withdrawn it! We’ve been judged and found wanting! Oh gods, why hast thou forsaken us? My will to live has left me, and now I go to die.
Seriously, kiddo, go find a message board to troll. No one at this place is going to get upset enough to start a flame war and give you the attention you crave. Unless you’re in actual fact looking for amused contempt, in which case, knock yourself out.
I have to admit I didn’t get it either. I was looking for… errrrm… a piece of the cat that would be more traditionally associated with viagra. Maybe I’m just a pervert.
I can has imagination/sense of humor?
Kitteh is “firmly” holding on to the “largest” case of tail erection syndrome ever. That gives kitteh a “big” boost of confidence, and a very happy missus at home.
wish i could see the image… even on here, i’m getting nothing but the “plz no hotlinks” image…
duh….we KNOW that, stupid person! Any your point would be????
Silly kitty! Viagra is for OLD PEOPLE
Lets me in; I have somefing for u!
I’m surprised there isn’t more outrage for this picture, especially after Bukakitten. So let me try to figure out the crazy fanatical folks. The actions prior to sex are not offensive, but the actions after sex are??? Okay, now my head hurts. I just hope that this site doesn’t become nothing but kittens, flowers, and a Christian agenda.
the thing is, having someone else’s stuff on your face is kinda degrading. plus it was a wittle baby kitteh. having a happy tail is just life.
I’d rather have vague commercials with smiling old people (although does *everyone* really keep two bathtubs out in the back pasture just in case?) than that fool Bob with the idiotic grin on his face.
What?!? You mean it’s a tail, and not…?!? OMG, how did I miss that?!?
/sarcasm off
Dude, it’s called “suspension of disbelief,” or “a joke.” Get it?
From the looks of the photo, though, I’m inclined to guess it’s less a case of Viagra than it is “Daddy’s in da bafroom alone and I neds to halp him.”
Free to goe aways for evehs, DR. Noes buddys keeping u heer.
I’m dumb. I thought the viagra was why that kitty was wanting to get outside. Cuz all the pussy is hanging out at the corner looking for a good time.
Speaking for myself, whenever my own sense of humor has gone AWOL, it’s usually been because something else in my life hasn’t been working the way it should.
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klassik teho :p.
[quote comment="6746"]Okay, this just makes no sense. It’s just the tail. Completely different body part on a cat.[/quote]
NO WAI!!!!11!!!
Ah tewtally keeps bathtubz in mah bak pastur-medow. I hav lyk 10.
U kno, juz in kays a big ole’ par-tay bekomz “da rite momint”.
on an odd note, I have this one uncle who lived out in Spencer, IN for a while … and he collected old bathtubs and actually did have four or five in his backyard. I put frogs and stuff in them.
They were certainly not clean enough for, you know, actual bathing but the frogs and turtles thought they were pretty snazzy.
nownow. Just because him bitter not mean him stupid.
DR is not stupid, has Master’s degree and everything… Meaning he’s both fairly intelligent and willing to do the extra work to make a degree in English worth anything.
On the flipside, it would seem that he’s a bit narcissistic, and moderately contrarian. Probably rubs people the wrong way in person, too, but probably doesn’t know why. Says things that people take as “obnoxious” but thinks he’s just being “truthful”.
*dismissive wave* whatever. Calling someone stupid isn’t the way to resolve it, though, if “resolution” is even possible.
Hey now, I have an MA in English too…
Okay, so Bannoch, you are also intelligent and willing to go further with an English degree. I’m saying a Bachelor’s in English isn’t really all-that-and-chips, it really starts to be useful at about Master’s level. So, yay, you also have kudos from me. I no gots even a Bachelor’s in anything, let alone a Master’s or, you know, a career that I like.
Tail schwing!!!!
[quote comment="6721"]I can has awkwardly vague commercial featuring smiling old people?[/quote]
I can has water all over my keyboard because of that!
Iz dere anytink bedder dan roasted chix or towilzincloset? I tink not!
There’s probably a pill for that, too, Teho.
That made me snort yogurt up my nose. Well played.
Mah catburger, Mr. Peaches, also gets Happitail. It only happens when we are both in the kitchen and he is eager for his breakfast or dinner. He’s so excited that his whole hind end shivers, and the shivers go right up his tail. While preparing his meal, I tease him by talking to him.
Me: “Peaches, are you hungry? Are you ready to eat? Ready to fill your little fat belly?”
Peach: “WOWwwS!!!!” *happitail*
DR how come you keep coming back? if you not liking us.
I can has coffee all over my chin because of Kori and Bannoch.
I can has cofee too??
(eww no sum FESH cofee pls)
By the by, my humble opinion is that poor D.R. for whatever reason (I no saikaiatrist) is simply seeking attention. Next time let’s spend less time responding to his inane comments and more time chuckling at lolcats!! Yay happitail!!
BEEEOING!
Yes, well, I’m also staring down the barrel of about 30k in loans, and that’s after scholarships, a graduate teaching position, etc…
Bah.
You’re right about the BA in English being worthless. My personal motto used to be, “Hey, at least I’ll be able to spell the brand on the cardboard box I’ll be living in!”
Now I’m upgrading to a plastic storage bin.
Mebbe kitteh was victim of practical joke?
“Hmms, dat toona tasteed weeird…”
[quote comment="6878"]By the by, my humble opinion is that poor D.R. for whatever reason (I no saikaiatrist) is simply seeking attention.[/quote]
Cud be u hav sumthing ther.
Old bathtubs make great reading nooks-especially the clawfoot one. A couple pillows, a tall something on ice, and a great book…sigh
Both my kitties get *happitail*, but a very strange version. They back up to a doorframe/wall and quiver their tails as though about to spray. Nobody ever actually sprays and both are in neutral. ??? It’s funny and they do it all the time.
Woo, that some frisky kitten. :3
Mee tooo!! Ihad to reed commentz. i thinks kitteh eess horneee n he tring to get out. But now I gets it!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Tee hee
Mah baby grrrl Lolita uses to do dat. We to be calling it twitchy butt. Noe piddle, juss twiddle.
yeah, the squeezle sometimes backs up as though to spray. I think it’s a holdover reflex.
so, for you, sometimes a blatently phallic tail is just a blatently phallic tail?
sit on this couch – now tell the nice mr. freud about your childhood ;o)
hey – he deleted the post indicating he lived within driving distance of st. pete’s, near a renovated library – that’s OK. I’m sure if we ever decide to go hunt him down, we can track down some of the other people he’s pissed off thru his awful litle blog and get more info from them…
I’ve got a pal in St. Pete’s. it’s not so big.
I know some pretty dumb people w/ masters degrees, no offense bannoch. a lot of people get them just because they don’t know WHAT to do after their bachelors. hey, at least you didn’t go for liberal arts ;o)
LOL Me 2. At first I thought it about “honey, let me in the door” paw pose…duh
We don’t need to go about talking about physical violence or hunting anyone down. For one, no amount of being an obnoxious jerk is worth hurting someone over, and for two, D.R. has “online spine.” He’s a big man as long as he’s behind a keyboard–and that’s punishment enough, I think.
Please open kitchen door NOW , I needs a cold spoon in a hurrys!!
oooh! I wunts!! I wunts dat pillz!!
Nah, we no do violence. Nothing like that. I not that kind of person.
I preferz to be snarkybitch at keyboard. Is good b’cuz I is kind of shy in person. Obnoxious jerk-ness is absolutely no reason to get mad. Is reason to laugh hysterically at the smallness of the world they live in, and the frenzy with which they try to control every aspect of it.
Wow… great pictures that make me go squee!, funny captions that make me go snort!, and folks who can not only use, but correctly spell, words like narcissistic and contrarian?! I think I have died and gone to heaven! I can has cheezburger wif u guyz plz?
C.B.- Are you sure we can’t have the “most neg. karmaburers” award. Dis is getting very interestin’.
CP FTW, BTW. LOL.
OK, hows bout I can has solipsistic wurldvew pls??
So.. “Dah bakbone cannektd tu dah… keebord”
oh, now u juz showins off.
When I was 13, I thought I’d invented the concept of solipsism. And sure enough, all these years later, it’s still all about me. (c:
Mi Poopihead kitteh has happitail when i callses his namez. He also squeeks liek a teenage lolgilr on koffi.
“…about to spray…”
rofl
WOWZERZ! you has soo many negaburgers you may as well just compile them into one masive ANTIMATTER BURGER.
ur jst jealous cuz teh viagraz dint wrk fuh u. OH!!! OMFG FLAME! THAT WAS ALMOST AS LAME AS SOMEHTING THAT YOU’D SAY!!!
D.R., plz… just go back to trolling the forums around the bridge you and your mom live undr. kthxbai.
oh mai. *grabz fire sting-wisher*
lawl! Mah Bastien squeekz when I picks him up. Sometymz him moos, too. Not really a “meow”.
DUMP YER CACHE!
DUMP YER CACHE!
AND HARD-REFRESH YER BROWWWW-SER!
DUMP YER CACHE!
DUMP YER CACHE!
AND YOU SHOULD SEE IT NOW, SIR.
[bows]
My Enoki “mrrts”, not a meow either. She talks all the time and when I work with clay, she comes into the Studio and taps on my leg to see if I be alright. And for the smudge of clay on her forehead, because she won’t go away until I pet her and I gots muddy hands. Sweet kittles.
lolz
Happitail go POING
What do you do, with a BA in English? What is my life going to be?
Sorry, Avenue Q joke.
HAHAHAHA You got it, hamSTAR!! Wish i could give you more than one cheezburger!!
“I am SO EXCITED I could just … PEE!”
kittehs = weirdz
Haha, my cats get happitail when I wake up in the morning…They follow me into the bathroom and shove their happitails in my eyes when I try to put my contacts in. They just do it so I’ll turn on the water in the tub so they can play with it…
damn happitails…
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Wait, so I can has tail?
That would be awesome!
Hello,
Nice cat on video
ooooookkkkkkkkk wierrd inn aa goood waay