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i has a marriage


i has a marriage
caption: i has a marriage / 52% chance of fail
source: Desperate Housecats by Meredith Parmelee and Christine N. Roberts, published in 2006 by Running Press
found on: [F]
capper: gr8ball

info update provided by cheryl. thank you.

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  1. cheezburger says:

    Buns in the uven, n she be wearin da white.

  2. Felhad says:

    Prbly maried on Caturday

  3. cat butt squirrel butt says:

    :)

  4. cat butt squirrel butt says:

    [quote comment="6568"]bun in the oven, n she be wearin white.[/quote]

    Do u not meen “buns?” :)

  5. PhilWal says:

    if fail=divorce, then win=death
    so 52% fail, 48% death

  6. Shaungrl says:

    So, will the “Just Married” get-away-car have empty tuna cans trailing from the bumper?

  7. Melissa says:

    Dey hai on da kittynip. Dey young, dumb, and fulls of….oh dis here fambly site. Good luck kittehs!!!!

  8. Teho says:

    Since whens dis fambly site?? I prolly cant has cuss?? :(

  9. Phred says:

    All marriges end in either death or divorce.

  10. Teho says:

    wurld wifout end

  11. Deathz says:

    Aye Haz Cold Feetz. And Biscuitz in my mewth!

  12. Kat says:

    She looks like she’s high maintenance! I’ll bet she wears the pants in the family!

  13. stendhalismo says:

    yah she’s got her claws in him… ;o)

  14. stendhalismo says:

    at least you didn’t say he was p~~~~ whipped

    I’m gonna burn for that one, I know

  15. stendhalismo says:

    yah and the way SHE cats around…

  16. Melissa says:

    well….That saying is purty durty. It always cracks me up…I jes dinnit wanna offend no one…

  17. D.R. says:

    Mazel tov on your joyous occasion!
    :)

  18. D.R. says:

    [quote comment="6595"]at least you didn’t say he was p~~~~ whipped

    I’m gonna burn for that one, I know[/quote]

    Shame there’s no ignore button here.

  19. Bannoch says:

    Flame wars belong on political/videogame forums–not on a lolcat site.

  20. scarletkitty says:

    Was der a prenup to proteck teh
    finanshul intrests?

  21. faerieflings says:

    BWAHAHAHAHA

    Haha

    Ha

    I gunna burn wif u : (

  22. demented_pants says:

    Or annulment!

  23. Teho says:

    I jus think I want lolcat pic wif capshin DEMENTED PANTS. Hoo can has gud foto??

  24. Elfnow says:

    No, stend… I lufz dat. Itz troo. Him iz. Just look at the smuggy face on da bryde. HAH I gotz him nowe! We hav pilez of kittinz an him stayz hoam an no goes out no moar, specially wif dat hussy tortie ‘cross da striet.

    Althou, she alzo luk lik she tookd a zedatyv bafor da numpitals, u kno, to kalm her nervz. All her fambly, all watchiz her, az she maryz dis guy… “mah siztar betar bees jelis kuz I hav betar man and betar dress den she evar wil HAH!!”

    Den dey all goes and doez chikkindans at da resepshin, da groomkiti gitz hi on katnipz and snifs buttz wif da brydzmaid whyl da bryd kiti sekritly kryz in da bafroom.

    Oh, yah. Dis wun juz made in hevin, it wuz.

  25. Elfnow says:

    DR, dude, get over it. Please. Vote negaburgers.

  26. Teho says:

    Well, that was… fairly detailed…

  27. Elfnow says:

    WHAT???? So, maybe, in my other life, when I first moved to Oklahoma and didn’t have a job yet…. maybe I spent too much time on The Knot …. who knows….

  28. stendhalismo says:

    cheez: got an ISP block there for chronic flamers ?

  29. Teho says:

    trus’me… flamers bettar than trols.
    an “ISP block” is noocular opshun if even has one.

  30. cheezburger says:

    uv curz not… she sed she if i lurved her den not needed it… :~(.

  31. tehbias says:

    oh hai – vegas tripz ovah – wez needn costumez back thxbai!

  32. scarletkitty says:

    Is so much of the funnee! U is so good wit
    teh descrypshuns.

  33. Snewchburger says:

    I can has deevorse?

  34. IGLOO! says:

    lol…

    D.R.’s “ignore button” post –24

    And the mighty Elfnow said “Let there be negaburgers…” and it was so…
    lolburgerz 3:13

  35. Tiny Cheezburger says:

    [quote comment="6583"]So, will the “Just Married” get-away-car have empty tuna cans trailing from the bumper?[/quote]

    [quote comment="6595"]at least you didn’t say he was p~~~~ whipped[/quote]

    WINS!

  36. scarletkitty says:

    ooops. U is indede p~~~~whipt. We is all
    goins to hell, huh?

  37. scarletkitty says:

    No, u cannot. no, not u. u must suffr. hahaha
    neenerneenerneener. u makes ur bed, now u
    lies in it, k?

  38. IGLOO! says:

    100% chance of AGREE! :)

    maybe sardine cans too :P

  39. the drastic truth says:

    [quote comment="6670"]lol…

    D.R.’s “ignore button” post

    –24

    And the mighty Elfnow said “Let there be negaburgers…” and it was so…
    lolburgerz 3:13
    [/quote]

    DR cryin out fur attenshun. now — 27

  40. stendhalismo says:

    the thing that amazes me is – it takes about 15 minutes on google using the information in the first post from his profile to figure out he lives near St. Petersburg FL, near a recently renovated library – I’m sure the profile he links to has many more leads. what fool would deliberately piss people off, then leave such an easy trail? are people really that dumb?

  41. IGLOO! says:

    uh ohez…
    this not boeding wellz for Mr. Flamepants McTrollenheim :P

  42. Elfnow says:

    See, dat so funi… why gurlz saye dat?? I wuntid pre-nup wif hogarf, not bakuz of munnyz or assetz (da only assetz I gotz is ‘tachd to mah baksyd) but bakuz I seens too many frenz go thru davorc wif kidzes in tow and den evriewun gits all bittar and meen…. so I wunted a prenup!! Den we kind ov fergot to. :( But der iz alwayz poztnup, aspeshily aftar 4 yeers. It ztil a opshin. ;) I no unnerztan why gurlz fink prenup iz poyzin. :D I fink it just honist. STUFF HAPPINZ u kno?

  43. Elfnow says:

    wao. I lik, am famis. :D An mah submishin nawt evin bees approvd (yet).

    Stend, be nice. Not everyone knows how easy it is to find everyone’s info. That’s why I don’t link to my bloggij from here. :)

    *chuckle* I was on AIM one time and some random guy started all HEY BABY A/S/L and his screen name was a real name just missing two vowels from the last name… (it was like “bobjhnsn” or something)…. it wasn’t a very common name and we were in a small town… I looked his ass up in the paper phone book and started saying really detailed things / asking really detailed questions… HE threatened to call the police on ME. LAWL!!

  44. Teho says:

    U not kiddins. U chek out hiz TV blawg? Por stoopit, bittar Lokar mans.

  45. stendhalismo says:

    OMG YOU RAWK !!!

  46. stendhalismo says:

    yeah I was thinking the same thing – that’s how I knew he lives driving distance from st. pete, near a library, from the first two lines of the blog. apparently we’re not the only people he’s pissed off either, given all the nasty responses to his blog – most of which have trackbacks, all of whom now dislike him, some of whom probably have additional information. I wonder just how long it’d take, tracking back thru the blog, to figure out who he is and where he lives? he’s clearly not bright enough to cover his tracks.

  47. Elfnow says:

    very near a very recently renovated library. That should narrow it down quite a bit. ;) Hmmm, cross-reference newspaper articles about the library with Masters students from the university… a little switchboard.com…

    It just takes time and a little cleverness… that I’m certainly not willing to devote to the task, but certainly someone else may. ;)

  48. Elfnow says:

    See mah other pozt . … be nice… bitter no means stupid. Lokar/DR intelligent and driven, just narcissistic and contrarian.

    –E

  49. Teho says:

    Smarts peeps cn get stoopit.
    (Lookit me. ;) )

  50. C.B. says:

    lols! best evar!

  51. stendhalismo says:

    oh – I don’t actually CARE, I’m just saying

    leave a nice long trail then tear into people = not bright

  52. lowly grunt says:

    OMG! Elfnow, I’ve BEEN to that wedding!!!

  53. Elfnow says:

    Lowly: LAWL!!!

    Wait… u wasn’t da bridezmayd wuz u??

  54. YOli says:

    This used to just be a site about a cat who wanted cheezburgers, a walrus who wanted his bucket., and a kitteh that just wanted to know wtf…and the people that laughed as new pictures turned up daily. What happened? *runs away and cries*

  55. Elfnow says:

    It okay Yoli. It ztill all dat. In fakt, I know foar SHUR dat noo LOLruz pik haz bin submishind. (whethar it makez it to site, I nuhnno, but dat another story).

    It still all abowt da four-leggiez who wantz cheezburgars, da pennipedz who wuntz bukkitz, da kittinz who ar ‘zplorinz der noo wurld and luk lyke dey wandard into da wrong pr0n set.

    We alzo juz havins sum fun too. :D Lyk sharpins da klawz. :D Iz gud exarcyz and iz ralaxing.

  56. chrissy says:

    I made this!! It was all me! I posted it on the cat_macros livejournal page AGES ago!

  57. elliebean says:

    luff da specs… WANT SUM NOW


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