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caption: i has a marriage / 52% chance of fail
source: Desperate Housecats by Meredith Parmelee and Christine N. Roberts, published in 2006 by Running Press
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capper: gr8ball
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Buns in the uven, n she be wearin da white.
Prbly maried on Caturday
[quote comment="6568"]bun in the oven, n she be wearin white.[/quote]
Do u not meen “buns?”
if fail=divorce, then win=death
so 52% fail, 48% death
So, will the “Just Married” get-away-car have empty tuna cans trailing from the bumper?
Dey hai on da kittynip. Dey young, dumb, and fulls of….oh dis here fambly site. Good luck kittehs!!!!
Since whens dis fambly site?? I prolly cant has cuss??
All marriges end in either death or divorce.
wurld wifout end
Aye Haz Cold Feetz. And Biscuitz in my mewth!
She looks like she’s high maintenance! I’ll bet she wears the pants in the family!
yah she’s got her claws in him… ;o)
at least you didn’t say he was p~~~~ whipped
I’m gonna burn for that one, I know
yah and the way SHE cats around…
well….That saying is purty durty. It always cracks me up…I jes dinnit wanna offend no one…
Mazel tov on your joyous occasion!
[quote comment="6595"]at least you didn’t say he was p~~~~ whipped
I’m gonna burn for that one, I know[/quote]
Shame there’s no ignore button here.
Flame wars belong on political/videogame forums–not on a lolcat site.
Was der a prenup to proteck teh
finanshul intrests?
BWAHAHAHAHA
Haha
Ha
I gunna burn wif u : (
Or annulment!
I jus think I want lolcat pic wif capshin DEMENTED PANTS. Hoo can has gud foto??
No, stend… I lufz dat. Itz troo. Him iz. Just look at the smuggy face on da bryde. HAH I gotz him nowe! We hav pilez of kittinz an him stayz hoam an no goes out no moar, specially wif dat hussy tortie ‘cross da striet.
Althou, she alzo luk lik she tookd a zedatyv bafor da numpitals, u kno, to kalm her nervz. All her fambly, all watchiz her, az she maryz dis guy… “mah siztar betar bees jelis kuz I hav betar man and betar dress den she evar wil HAH!!”
Den dey all goes and doez chikkindans at da resepshin, da groomkiti gitz hi on katnipz and snifs buttz wif da brydzmaid whyl da bryd kiti sekritly kryz in da bafroom.
Oh, yah. Dis wun juz made in hevin, it wuz.
DR, dude, get over it. Please. Vote negaburgers.
Well, that was… fairly detailed…
WHAT???? So, maybe, in my other life, when I first moved to Oklahoma and didn’t have a job yet…. maybe I spent too much time on The Knot …. who knows….
cheez: got an ISP block there for chronic flamers ?
trus’me… flamers bettar than trols.
an “ISP block” is noocular opshun if even has one.
uv curz not… she sed she if i lurved her den not needed it… :~(.
oh hai – vegas tripz ovah – wez needn costumez back thxbai!
Is so much of the funnee! U is so good wit
teh descrypshuns.
I can has deevorse?
lol…
D.R.’s “ignore button” post –24
And the mighty Elfnow said “Let there be negaburgers…” and it was so…
lolburgerz 3:13
[quote comment="6583"]So, will the “Just Married” get-away-car have empty tuna cans trailing from the bumper?[/quote]
[quote comment="6595"]at least you didn’t say he was p~~~~ whipped[/quote]
WINS!
ooops. U is indede p~~~~whipt. We is all
goins to hell, huh?
No, u cannot. no, not u. u must suffr. hahaha
neenerneenerneener. u makes ur bed, now u
lies in it, k?
100% chance of AGREE!
maybe sardine cans too
[quote comment="6670"]lol…
D.R.’s “ignore button” post
–24
And the mighty Elfnow said “Let there be negaburgers…” and it was so…
lolburgerz 3:13[/quote]
DR cryin out fur attenshun. now — 27
the thing that amazes me is – it takes about 15 minutes on google using the information in the first post from his profile to figure out he lives near St. Petersburg FL, near a recently renovated library – I’m sure the profile he links to has many more leads. what fool would deliberately piss people off, then leave such an easy trail? are people really that dumb?
uh ohez…
this not boeding wellz for Mr. Flamepants McTrollenheim
See, dat so funi… why gurlz saye dat?? I wuntid pre-nup wif hogarf, not bakuz of munnyz or assetz (da only assetz I gotz is ‘tachd to mah baksyd) but bakuz I seens too many frenz go thru davorc wif kidzes in tow and den evriewun gits all bittar and meen…. so I wunted a prenup!! Den we kind ov fergot to.
But der iz alwayz poztnup, aspeshily aftar 4 yeers. It ztil a opshin. 
I no unnerztan why gurlz fink prenup iz poyzin. 
I fink it just honist. STUFF HAPPINZ u kno?
wao. I lik, am famis.
An mah submishin nawt evin bees approvd (yet).
Stend, be nice. Not everyone knows how easy it is to find everyone’s info. That’s why I don’t link to my bloggij from here.
*chuckle* I was on AIM one time and some random guy started all HEY BABY A/S/L and his screen name was a real name just missing two vowels from the last name… (it was like “bobjhnsn” or something)…. it wasn’t a very common name and we were in a small town… I looked his ass up in the paper phone book and started saying really detailed things / asking really detailed questions… HE threatened to call the police on ME. LAWL!!
U not kiddins. U chek out hiz TV blawg? Por stoopit, bittar Lokar mans.
OMG YOU RAWK !!!
yeah I was thinking the same thing – that’s how I knew he lives driving distance from st. pete, near a library, from the first two lines of the blog. apparently we’re not the only people he’s pissed off either, given all the nasty responses to his blog – most of which have trackbacks, all of whom now dislike him, some of whom probably have additional information. I wonder just how long it’d take, tracking back thru the blog, to figure out who he is and where he lives? he’s clearly not bright enough to cover his tracks.
very near a very recently renovated library. That should narrow it down quite a bit.
Hmmm, cross-reference newspaper articles about the library with Masters students from the university… a little switchboard.com…
It just takes time and a little cleverness… that I’m certainly not willing to devote to the task, but certainly someone else may.
See mah other pozt . … be nice… bitter no means stupid. Lokar/DR intelligent and driven, just narcissistic and contrarian.
–E
Smarts peeps cn get stoopit.
)
(Lookit me.
lols! best evar!
oh – I don’t actually CARE, I’m just saying
leave a nice long trail then tear into people = not bright
OMG! Elfnow, I’ve BEEN to that wedding!!!
Lowly: LAWL!!!
Wait… u wasn’t da bridezmayd wuz u??
This used to just be a site about a cat who wanted cheezburgers, a walrus who wanted his bucket., and a kitteh that just wanted to know wtf…and the people that laughed as new pictures turned up daily. What happened? *runs away and cries*
It okay Yoli. It ztill all dat. In fakt, I know foar SHUR dat noo LOLruz pik haz bin submishind. (whethar it makez it to site, I nuhnno, but dat another story).
It still all abowt da four-leggiez who wantz cheezburgars, da pennipedz who wuntz bukkitz, da kittinz who ar ‘zplorinz der noo wurld and luk lyke dey wandard into da wrong pr0n set.
We alzo juz havins sum fun too.
Lyk sharpins da klawz. 
Iz gud exarcyz and iz ralaxing.
I made this!! It was all me! I posted it on the cat_macros livejournal page AGES ago!
luff da specs… WANT SUM NOW