REMOTE PLEASE

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source: F
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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I is Mistur Fantastick?
Mehtinks he’s watching something on obesity.
I’m on ur couch d.v.r.’ing mah storiez.
[quote comment="6180"]Mehtinks he’s watching something on obesity.[/quote]
I dunno – I think he has the surprised-yet-guilty look of someone who’s kitty pron was just rudely interrupted.
Shurely “invisible steering wheel”?
Holy long cat!
Invisible luge
Hi, I R gettin good recepshun.
o hay i wuz jez wachin mah soapz
Looks like me before my Gastric Bypass.
HALP!! I’s fallen an I cant reaches mah cheezburger!
No cn reach. Almost but no. U getz it an brng me beerz too.
i submitted an ad on that site, approve it!
this is what happens when you swing cats by the feet – evntually, they get stuck like that
alt:
“CHARLEY HORSE !!! OMG !!!”
I have the same remote thru Insight!
I tryd to reech ramote but den I slidded down da kowch. Now ah needz da remote and plz to be prop da kiti bak up and wantz a glaz of milk an pawpkorn pliz k thx go do dat.
[quote comment="6192"]Holy long cat![/quote]
Yes, we call that “long tall kiti” in our house. Also happens when you go to pick a kitty up with your hands under their shoulders (like you would a small child) and no matter how far up you stand, kiti feetz still touchins da floor. Also happens when putting a kiti back down in the same manner.
mote 2 far. I 2 lazy. change channel plz
Lazycat is Lazy.
Needs remote to switch to kitty pron channel.
Flat board kitteh
Folds for eezy stoaridge
Awww long tall kiti is in our house too. Kittis is like incredible furray slinkies. Bootiful.
Eeeeek! no more wif teh Blue’s Clues! Steve freekin me out! And that blu puppeh! Is I on acid?
Lazy cat is lazy ♥
Man! I just wanna rub that belly but then kitteh will ball up on my hand and do that kicky thing with the back feet and the bitey thing with the mouf.
Looks like someone subscribes to Comcats. *ducks*
Ehn! Ehn!
HAAA!!! That’s my cat, Polly! I sent this to cuteoverload awhile ago and they posted it there, and now here!! Polly is a very famous kitty I guess!
And yes, she does have a bit of a belly on her.
mah kitiz no do dat. Dem luv bellehrubz.
Altho, da Squeezle… zhe kind ov a kikbite when she been in a sunbeem or feeling partikularly growchie.
Kitties do actually get used to a certain level of being “manhandled” if you provide such handling in a safe and secure environment… and let them go when they’ve really had enough.
Hogarf and I plan on having kidlet(s) someday and I figured the cat(s) had better be prepared to be grabbed and rumpled substantially. So now, grabandrumple = kitilovins = superpurr, nobites. Plus, I keep their clawziz vary closely trimmed.
I have a friend who had a kitteh(now in kitteh heaven) and he would stretch and look adorable on his back on the floor in front of you. It was a trap, and I fell for it every time. I miss you Capone. Now my kitteh Tootsie, she was never so coy. ATTACK FEET!! Are you looking at meh? ATTACK FACE! I wuvved her but she was EEEEEVIIILLL! So mean she lived to 24. But her got older her got sweeter.
Wish I could give infinite burger karma… this one’s just too good. Two words, perfect expression; I can’t even see the couch anymore. And I say this from a decidedly Cute Overload perspective, FYI… a Jeanette even mentioned the “luge position” in the comments under our version.
I’d say that CO is cute first & foremost, funny second, and community a close third. On the other paw, ICHC does can has teh much funnay, and also some really nifty commenting features. Kudos, O burgers.
Go go Gadget Toes!
longkitteh sez DUX? WHAR??
Surely “INVISIBLE WEIGHT BENCH”?
Hi dere! That couch kitty is sitting on looks mighty comfy! What kind is it might I ask??
Iz finkin’ itza- itza-itza- Bark-O-lounjer!! Oh noes!!! Run, kitteh run…
LUV this one !
My black cat (got 3 dif cats) will watch TV if I put on Animal Planet ! Esp Planet’s Funniest Animals!
Wait. Leave on dis channel. Iz food channel.
Must!… reach!… remote!… without!… leaving!… couch!…
lolol
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use the powers of ceiling cat 2 use ur toes.
Haha, wowzers.