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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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dog say “you has flavr!”
lolcat say “NO! I NO HAS FLAVR!”
Owls has no flavr! hahaha stoopid dog! owl is teh pwnz0rz!
Dancing with the LOLz.
I don’t know what this meeeeeeeeeeeans!
no no no joo jump to the leff not right!!!!
Noooo you be touchin mah ballet slipporz!
In first person shooters (FPS) like Doom, Wolfenstein, Counter Strike, Quake, and Halo — during multiplayer games some users try to gain an edge by strafing side to side, this coupled with a low latency internet connection can make them appear, on a competitors computer with slower internet connection, to move quicker than normal.
Most new gamers (noobs) cry afoul anytime they think they are being cheated… usually insinuating that the user has a hacked or modified version of the game allowing them to gain an edge. While this is sometimes the case, the majority of the time the player being accused is usually just really good, and has taken the time to optimize their systems (disabling other applications, buying a better rig, buying faster ram, etc).
Sorry for ruining the joke, but this was a pretty esoteric post that needed a little explanation.
If ah cud give u five cheezburger I wuld. Thanks for splainin. I hates not gettin jokes.
Host advantage!!! HOST ADVANTAGE!!!
dog: I can has headshot?
cat: Headshot = NOT YOURS
Stop fighting, stop fighting!
Thankin you for to ’splainin da post for us shameful n0oburgerz!
nice gluv dogeh!
hay it’s mikhail barisnicat!
Tag! Yer it!
NO, YOU CAN NOT HAVE KILL. NOT YOU
I think “Ukemi!” would’ve been a better touch.
Genius!
you’re it!
kitteh loev dansing!
yeah but what does “juke” mean? confusedcat is still confused cat
cant touch this, duh nun nun nuh, duh nuh duh nuh. cant touch this
too be splainin it fast—> u outmanuverised teh noob
… In Chicago, Juke is a type of dance kind of like grinding, but with the girl facing away from the guy while she is grinding against him, thus pressing her butt against him…
I love this pic ! Kitteh says keep yur filthy paws off !
This is mah all time fav, with your caption. My caption is “Get your paws off me you damn dirty dog!”
p.s. A juke is a dodge in sports to avoid a tackle or steal.
juke (jōōk) Pronunciation Key
v. juked, juk·ing, jukes
To deceive or outmaneuver (a defending opponent) by a feint; fake.
AKA: Dodged!
juke means to move to the side in a dodging fashion. like in football.
Teh dog kneads a bedder gun. Kitteh paws is maid for teh WADS.
Well -I- got it. Doesn’t anyone here play CS?
Juuke is a Japanese word used in martial arts, which refers to techniques where a defender (the ‘uke’) uses learned responses to parry and/or evade an incoming attack. The term is sometimes used amongst hardcore fighting videogame fans too. Hence the cat could be said to be ‘evading’ the dog…
Juke is a term that was in common use in some areas of the US at least as far back as 1983. I was in 6th grade back then, and my friends and I used it all the time. It basically just means “dodge”, but it is slightly different. Jukes tend to be sideways dodges, and they are usually dodges that are very close calls and come as a completely surprise to onlookers and the attacker. The sideways part isn’t required though if the surprise is sufficient and it is sufficiently impressive, such as when the juker doesn’t move his feet and still avoids the hit.
The most common usage was as an exclamation meant to applaud a good move by the dodger and/or to tease or taunt the dodgee. It was used most often when the other person attacked unexpectedly and missed, thus making it even more embarassing for them…. For instance, I might be walking down the street with my friends, and one trys to throw a light punch to my stomach without any warning. However, I catch him prepping out of the corner of my eye and sway to the side just enough to be missed. Then I say “JUKE!!” and laugh at him cause he is an idiot. More often though it would be everyone else in the group saying it, thus making it even more embarassing for the other guy and expressing appreciation for my good move.
The term could also just be applied to other situations, especially as appreciation for a good move, like when a friend is watching you play a videogame and you dodge something he really thought you weren’t going to dodge.
Juke could also just be used as a verb to describe what someone did to someone who missed it. In that case it would be used instead of the word dodge to distinguish the kind of “dodge” that was made. So basically it is used as a more specific version of dodge when used as a verb. For instance:
“He juked around the tight end and ran it into the endzone.”
“He dodged the tight end and ran into the endzone”.
If you made those two statements to me I would get a very specific image in my mind from the first one, but the second one could conjure up many different visuals, one of which would be right, but you wouldn’t know which one I had, unlike if you said juke. So the first is much more specific.
honestly, that was a great explanation, thanks for all the attention to detail, but coming from a small town in South Georgia, USA, a juuuuuke is a joint where you can hear great music, danse your feet slap off and if you’re really lucky get a bit of heaven(AKA soul food!!!!), which could be applied to this pic, especially if the doggie is a yankee -which it seems he is, considering his confusion- Regardless… let’s dance to some great blues….. Jelly Roll Morton, any one???
no tuchen me!!!!!!! >o<