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I HAVE EVOLVED THUMBS.


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caption: I HAVE EVOLVED THUMBS. YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED.
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  1. Attila says:

    I, for one, welcome our new feline overlords.

  2. maxpreusse says:

    he are haf oposabel thambs!

  3. Last Shade of Gray says:

    Cats are too mellow to do the overlord thing. At most he’d probably just demand local obedience.

  4. daisycat says:

    wookit mah fums. u noe u iz jeluz. wurld domanahshun weel commeshe wen i getz up frum mah nap.

  5. Phred says:

    First, fill my litter box…

    with your FLESH!

  6. cat butt squirrel butt says:

    kitteh gives “Grind House” two fumbs up!

  7. Katie says:

    I’m more worried about his flawless grammar and spelling.

  8. iBran says:

    Oh noes–he has thumbs, AND proper spelling/grammar!

    We really are doomed!

    aw, beaten by 64 seconds :(

  9. Cottleston Pie says:

    As soon as I get my driver’s license. And finish my nap.

    (Is it just me, or has a new bell or whistle been added every time I’ve come in here today?)

  10. Sara says:

    Now this cat can use a can opener.

    That is truly the beginning of the end of the human race.

  11. cypherpunk says:

    Thumbs are like the original Weapons of Mass Destruction.

  12. J.R. "Bob" Dobbs says:

    It’s a poly!!!

  13. chas_m says:

    This is the best one you’ve had in a while. Very very good.

    PS. The “buckitt” ones are NOT FUNNY. Enough already. Dogs, seals and other animals are NOT good subjects for this sort of humour because they ALWAYS look stupid/goofy. Cats DON’T. THAT’S THE POINT.

    • the bucket ones are from the beginning of ICHC, and therefore have their place in tradition, just like Ceiling Cat, “i can has” , “my (thing), let me show you it” and other common patterns. yes, theyre not funny, but thats the point. if you read back through the archives, it tells the story of the cats and the walrus fighting over control of the One Blue Bucket. (yes, even ICHC takes cues from LOTR)

      teh other animals arent really that great, but people submit them, they get voted highly, and so they make it to the main site.

  14. Betsy says:

    I R MESTER RORKE. WELCORNE 2 FANTASEE I-LAND.

  15. Kat says:

    Looks like he stole Mickey Mouse’s gloves!

  16. efdewde says:

    MITTENZ

  17. Shaungrl says:

    kitteh R reely cookin. Hav 2 kitchen mittz on.

  18. kitler says:

    ah-ha, kitteh, you is too obese to threaten me! whazza gonna do…sit on me?

  19. tehbias says:

    aww lookah kitteh winkin’! …duzn’t wanna dominate – wantsta give HIGH 5!

  20. Sordid Euphemism says:

    Cats, clearly, DO. Terribly sorry to tarnish your worldview!

  21. SpinKitty says:

    [quote comment="6134"]Now this cat can use a can opener.

    That is truly the beginning of the end of the human race.[/quote]
    Naaah. They still need us to actually can the gooshy stuff. And bring it home from the store!

  22. cat butt squirrel butt says:

    kitteh r reely cookin. oven mits. ha ha shaungrl.

  23. Jenny says:

    *snort*

    I’m loving this site.

  24. Glooper says:

    “Whoa, I didn’t know that bucket was so heavy. Just going to take a nap now.”

  25. I can has Smash Brothers?

  26. scarletkitty says:

    is hard werk, the growin of teh thumz. I
    theenk I will have nap now; I can dominateses
    u later.

  27. marklar says:

    i ruv da buket humor. pls 4 2 no stop

  28. maxpreusse says:

    [quote comment="6139"]This is the best one you’ve had in a while. Very very good.

    PS. The “buckitt” ones are NOT FUNNY. Enough already. Dogs, seals and other animals are NOT good subjects for this sort of humour because they ALWAYS look stupid/goofy. Cats DON’T. THAT’S THE POINT.[/quote]

    you smell :-(

  29. David says:

    Wooho. Tiz reminds me of “Day of teh Tentacle”!

  30. Becca says:

    Itz evolushun baby!!

    i can has pearl jamz?

  31. Teho says:

    In Soviet Russia, thumb evolves YOU!

  32. Shaungrl says:

    Cheezburger, I’ve got another category for you, maybe. Most negative (and positive) karma bugers given to one comment. Hmmm?

  33. UD says:

    [quote comment="6139"]This is the best one you’ve had in a while. Very very good.

    PS. The “buckitt” ones are NOT FUNNY. Enough already. Dogs, seals and other animals are NOT good subjects for this sort of humour because they ALWAYS look stupid/goofy. Cats DON’T. THAT’S THE POINT.[/quote]

    Don’t expect the rest of us who laugh at the bucket saga to stop following it for your sake. Spending time perusing each image on here is hardly mandatory. Why waste time complaining about stuff on here you don’t like when you could be scrolling on down to the stuff you do? No one’s making you look at them- to paraphrase my beloved overlords, use your freedom of choice, and just scroll on by.

  34. Tyde07 says:

    dis a funni pacture. i is rofl-ing.

  35. sleepys says:

    KITTEHS WIF MITTEHS!!!! Lurrrrrrve IT!

  36. [quote comment="6269"]In Soviet Russia, thumb evolves YOU![/quote]
    Ahahahah! Crying with laughter. Wiping off smudged makeup. Hiccuping from happiness. For me, this lolcat was made by the Soviet Russia comment.

  37. Teho says:

    Sometimes the old jokes are the best.
    coughbukkitcough

  38. SpinKitty says:

    [quote comment="6270"]SpinKitty is TwoLumps fan?[/quote]
    Definitely!!!

  39. Elfnow says:

    omfg teho I ♥ you. :D

  40. D.R. says:

    oh nooooes!
    :(

    (p.s. buckitz rool)

  41. Kwisatz Haderach says:

    holy shit. that cat has thumbs!

  42. street-pirate says:

    I still can’t comprehend how awesome this picture is.

  43. SarahD says:

    I can has ur Xbocks?

  44. [...] I HAVE EVOLVED THUMBS. (via I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER?) [...]

  45. scarletkitty says:

    Oh noes! I try to give you nother cheezburger, but
    I clicks on WRONG ONE. I sorry.

  46. deborah says:

    That’s just freaky. And not in the way you might think. I, a long long time ago, had a tuxedo cat that had thumbs. His name was, wait for it …Thumbs!

  47. Cazmonster says:

    Gif un 2 ys moar bukkets! lolrus and sealolns 2 legit 2 kwit!

  48. Lolotehe says:

    As a friend of mine once said of my cat:

  49. Hawk says:

    Bukkitt pwns. ‘Nuff said.

  50. Laelaps says:

    [...] Maybe it’s not the most intelligent brand of humor out there, but I just can’t help but laugh at many of the pictures up there. No Comments so far Leave a comment RSS feed for comments [...]

  51. This iz best evar.

    I in my hidey-hole, phearin cat world-domination.

  52. starr says:

    haha oh my god, twolumps is genious, i love this site even more now :D

  53. VDOgamez says:

    I like polydactyl cats. They’re really cool

    • Grant says:

      They are cool as hell. I own one. Picked her up as a stray. Best cat ever.. Really freaks my friends out when she actually uses them, hahahahahaha.

  54. splunkerz says:

    DOOMED, WEEZ DOOMED I tell Yah!

  55. caturdayknight says:

    I, for one, welcome our new cat overlords.

  56. This cat amuses me.
    This thumb business is very strange, think you not?

  57. polyunsaturatedcats says:

    Evidently, soon all our bases shall belong to them.

  58. awesome says:

    i iz rotflol

  59. vic says:

    Omg that’s awesome

  60. Kittyloaf says:

    cat has a thumz. nd dident eeted theem.

    kitteh ovrlordz r gewd.

  61. Musicalmomcat says:

    Wif fumbs, can eatz cheezeburgerz more eezy!

  62. 999qa says:

    Kitteh overlorards PWN!!!

  63. Mabus says:

    CATS: All yooz base r blong to usses.
    CATS: U R on teh weigh to struction.
    Captain: What you say !!
    CATS: U haz no chans to suhvive meik ur teim.

  64. DragonRider says:

    Teh catz, dey is takin ovur, teh earth, it will fallz, teh hoomans, they be enslavededed.

    • w00tmistressB says:

      foolush fello hoomin, we’s allreddy inslayvdddd. wai yuo fink dat we skwatches dem heds nd wubs dem bellees eben ifs we’s angwee at teh kittehs? hoomins beein teh ownrs, is ownlee uh cunspeerusee!

  65. ZOMG LOL ROFL IT’S A LOLCAT ALRITE!!!!!!!!!!

  66. Cool! Always love trying something new, I’m gonna have to try this out tomorrowThanks!Mandy

  67. phd jobs says:

    I found your posting to be insightful! Thank you.

  68. JOCURI SLOT says:

    its firs date to this blog, its nice ! keep work…..

  69. glume says:

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  70. jocuri barbi says:

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  71. You have to run move, to be resourceful, there are too many Reading which have no job at all!


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