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Oh, noez! Kiti legz too short!!
Dem problie sended da wrong legs wif da Ikea Kat I ordard!!
no… u just didn’t follow direchens!! slot b, into section 3. ahhhh!
HA! Part kitteh part dachshound
LOL! WIN!!
it is actually a cat breed called munchkins, which have naturally short legs like a dachshund
I is also verticly chalenjed wit short legs. my own mama
sed when dey hands out legs i wuz sittin behind deh
dore readin a book. ha! short legs means not so far
to falls down. no gets so hurt. but also must stand
on stool to kick sum but.
OH HAI IM WARING MAH SHORTZ 2DAY
I am chanting “not nice” but I just gotz to type it outloud… Iz that Heather Mills kitteh?
Nu, iz not ackshully vary nice. Munchkinz kittehs are manip…mana…manipulu…changed, by hoomans to lookz kyooter. But teh makingz of teh shorter legz can cause oder mutashunz, lyk smallah heartz. Dat iz bad for healthyness.
New Trendz in Kitteh! Lowriderz!
hey, it’s a weiner cat! how cool!
[quote comment="5707"]New Trendz in Kitteh! Lowriderz![/quote]
Fer the win!!!
Sadness plus.
All kitteh should come equipted w full size leggage.
Shame on human cat breedaz, big big big shame on dem…
I agreez wif dis. Deez por kittehs is called munchkins and as far as eye iz conserned deez brreders is crimminyl an’ deeprayvd. DO NOT WANT!
Iz teh same wit teh flatfaced goggies — teh puggies, and teh bullgoggiess, and teh Boston teryers. Teh flatface iz bery cyoot, but iz bad 4 teh goggies. I haz teh puggy, but Ai did nawt pay teh breeder 4 him. Wuz free. An my Boston (who iz sadly ded) wuz teh rescoo goggie.
i agreez also if dey left them with regular leggage i bet dey wuld live longer
i is going to starts a fund for all teh tragerdies on the webz. first, we buys a new bukkit for teh lolruses, then new legs for the kitteh. any other lols that needs this kinds of charitee?
Mebbe hapi pilz for teh emo kittehs…?
Midget kat!
its Shorty McShortshorts.
norml legs, body too bigz!
Liek Mark Twain persun sayz, kittie haz legz long enuff to reech da ground, so is all hokay.
I’m at ur breeder, losing mah legs.
(Ai’m nervus to eeven post dis).
whoops!
here’s what I meant!
DWARF KITTY!
Your offering pleases GaryColemanCat =D
[quote comment="5717"]Midget kat!
[/quote]
Ahem. The correct term is “Little Person Kat.” I iz offendid!
[quote comment="5698"]Oh, noez! Kiti legz too short!!
Dem problie sended da wrong legs wif da Ikea Kat I ordard!!
[/quote]
Next times not 2 b buyings kitteh at Ikea, duh!
Kat just needz new shooez
Tall heelz
OMFGWTFBBQ that looks (kinda) like my kittah Bob!
But Bob has real-cat legs.
And he even likes the terlit like my kittah Bob
*ponder*
Poor kittehs wif short legs tend not too live so long, due to the types of abnormalities that go along wif dachshund legs. Sad, but true.
[quote comment="5720"]norml legs, body too bigz![/quote]
that’s right – what you can’t tell from the photo is, the cat is actually three feet long and 30″ around, with a 12″ skull – legs are average cat leg size ;o)
CorgiCat is not amused.
[quote comment="5809"]Poor kittehs wif short legs tend not too live so long, due to the types of abnormalities that go along wif dachshund legs. Sad, but true.[/quote]
Uh, not true. Mah munchkin kittah is healthier and more agile than mah regularz kittahs.
well dey has tinier hearts and dey can has heart problems i know u may not bewive me but it is teh twooth i saw on animal planet
it looks like a basset hound crossed with a cat.
[quote comment="5737"]Your offering pleases GaryColemanCat =D[/quote]
Wha’choo talkin’ bout!?
CAn u get me my stilletoz plz???
DASCHSHUND KITTY!!!!
[quote comment="5771"]Kat just needz new shooez
Tall heelz
[/quote]
I know what kittah needs !!! platform shoes with goldfish in the heels,
like the ones in “I’m gonna git you sucka” !!!
http://www.phatpimpclothing.com/hi/phatpimp/images/expimpshoesblack.gif
http://www.wildfree.com/prods/e33-601-goldie.html
[quote comment="5938"][quote comment="5771"]I know what kittah needs !!! platform shoes with goldfish in the heels,
like the ones in “I’m gonna git you sucka” !!![/quote]
This is such WIN.
oh hai, do u wants logn, medium or shortz lol
They may look like stumps, but these things go like Marvin the Martian on crack.
Kitteh part corgi!
[quote comment="5920"]DASCHSHUND KITTY!!!![/quote]
Dachskatze!
Look at the new picture!
[quote comment="6229"]Look at the new picture![/quote]
Why him only ware left shooz? Dint dey have rite shooz at da stoar? Kuz him bak rite paw iz stil bare, an’ aint nuffin lyke bein’ lawpsydid to rune a katz dai.
Oh, hai. I has hukker shoez.
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SOUP CAN HEELS! W00T!
Problum iz u onlee uzed 1/8 inch screw to attach Legs [A], [B], [C] & [D] to kitteh u gotz frum Ikea insted of 1/2 inch screw. u screwed up!
iz a munchkin kitteh. srsly.
BAHA, this is a Munchkin cat, I have one for a pet.
She also says “HAIII”
NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE
Don’t be treating munchkin kittens like deformed freaks. They can’t jump the the top of a fridge, maybe, but they’re a lot healthier than dogs with the same mutation for short legs.
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