YOU STOLED MAH BUKKET
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MOAR!!!
apparently its blue…
Walrus, walrus, calm down–you think the fish get in the bucket by themselves?
NO its lolrus here the hell has u been?
*eyes off bucket*
ther’s mah bukkit! the onlee thing standyng betwen mah hapiness and sadness is u, mr. fishrmen. prepar to be conkurred.
OMG. Huge!
U kom in heer holdyn a bukkit and tontin me well ZTOP IT!! DO NOT TONT HAPIFUN LOLRUZ!! I wunt mah bukkit rite nowe miztar. diz ur lazt warny. U bettar giv to me bakuz if u dont den u gotz to deel wif da polar barez and da pangwinz too!!
Dat blue thing not mah bukkit. It pails in compa’rsin to mah real bukkit. Gib to me the realz one.
[quote comment="5356"]Dat blue thing not mah bukkit. It pails in compa’rsin to mah real bukkit. Gib to me the realz one.[/quote]
okai datz it. U nied to vizit me an mah kitiz in okiehoma. U vary punztar. “pails” OMG. U liek, nevar sleep (whut u doin pozting at 2AM ?? DONT DANIE IT, AH SAWD U!!!), u maek kewl pottarie, u luv kitiz, heddo, u mah new favrit auntie!! KOM VIZIT!!
[quote comment="5358"][quote comment="5356"]Dat blue thing not mah bukkit. It pails in compa’rsin to mah real bukkit. Gib to me the realz one.
okai datz it. U nied to vizit me an mah kitiz in okiehoma. U vary punztar. “pails” OMG. U liek, nevar sleep (whut u doin pozting at 2AM ?? DONT DANIE IT, AH SAWD U!!!), u maek kewl pottarie, u luv kitiz, heddo, u mah new favrit auntie!! KOM VIZIT!![/quote]
Wait… u hav a “zmall but komplet pottarie ztoodyo”?? Dat meenz a whiel an a kylne!?! nevarmine. I kom vizit u.
i knewded it! mah bukkit wuz undar u da whole tiem!
It’s an elephant seal, not a walrus.
*psst* There’s a bunch of buckets (including a red one) in the back behind the bars….
one big blow job
omg! it’s right there! get your bukkit! get your bukkit!
but make sure there isn’t a kitty in there yet. poor little “bukkit has meeeeee” kitty doesn’t need any lolrus trouble!
[quote comment="5367"]one big blow job[/quote]
It does TEWWWWTALLY look like the lolrus is biting the handler in the crotchtal region.
“GIMME MAH BUKKIT or u no hav no fambly foar SKRUNCHY-HED KITI to kilz”
“Bukket Wars: Revenge of the Lolrus”
Written, directed, and then TOTALLY ruined years later through a series of digital touch-ups and continuity-neutering re-writes by George Lucas.
Finally, the lolrus wil get his just revenge. For too long has he been away from his bucket, but change is afoot. FIGHT, MIGHTY LOLRUS, FOR THE RIGHT OF WALRUSES EVERYWHERE TO HAVE AN BUKKET OF THAR OWN!
But you gots bak ur bukkit! yay!
o noes. duz dis meen de bukkit saga is dun?
Bannoch, that is win!
And, sadly, true…
[quote comment="5376"]“Bukket Wars: Revenge of the Lolrus”
Written, directed, and then TOTALLY ruined years later through a series of digital touch-ups and continuity-neutering re-writes by George Lucas.[/quote]
lolz… sigh…
hurayz!! i’z famuss now!! i maked it to icanhascheezburger.com!!!
i’z be signin’ awtowgraffs in da lobby afta da showz, cuz now I R A SELLEBRATEEEZ!!!
thx, cb and tb!!
me an’ co-wrkrs iz big fans ov ur site!
Looks to me like lolphant seal is about to slam dunk his trainer right in the bucket.
Maybe then he will feed trainer to the lolrus.
Srry guys I cannot get my brain past the fact these are all different pinnipeds. There has been lolrus, lolphant seal, sea lolions, all wanting this bucket. That bucket has been messing everybody around, playing on everybody’s emotions, on the phone to the lolrus one minute, playing with the lolions the next.
[quote comment="5366"]*psst* There’s a bunch of buckets (including a red one) in the back behind the bars….[/quote]
THOSE NOT MAH BUKKET!!
I’Z WANT MAH BUKKET!
[quote comment="5382"]o noes. duz dis meen de bukkit saga is dun?
[/quote]
NO WAI!!
THAT NOT LOLRUS’ BUKKET! THAT CHEEP IMPOSTER BUKKET!!
gives him bak his bukket. is too sad to not has own bukket
to plays wit. all lolruses, lolphant seals, sealolions–makes
no difurences–all needs own real bukkets back. wher o
wher has bukketses gone? wher o wher cans tey be?
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENZ LARRY
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENZ LARRY
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENZ WHAT U MESS WITH MAH BUKKET
The lolrus mafia strikes again!
[quote comment="5392"]Looks to me like lolphant seal is about to slam dunk his trainer right in the bucket.
Maybe then he will feed trainer to the lolrus.
Srry guys I cannot get my brain past the fact these are all different pinnipeds. There has been lolrus, lolphant seal, sea lolions, all wanting this bucket. That bucket has been messing everybody around, playing on everybody’s emotions, on the phone to the lolrus one minute, playing with the lolions the next.[/quote]
That damn bukket tramp!
[quote comment="5400"]THIS IS WHAT HAPPENZ LARRY
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENZ LARRY
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENZ WHAT U MESS WITH MAH BUKKET[/quote]
So much win.
[quote comment="5400"]THIS IS WHAT HAPPENZ LARRY
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENZ LARRY
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENZ WHAT U MESS WITH MAH BUKKET[/quote]
wow. da.big.lolbowski FTW!!!
I always heard seals were good at balancing balls, but this is ridiculous.
[quote comment="5390"]hurayz!! i’z famuss now!! i maked it to icanhascheezburger.com!!!
i’z be signin’ awtowgraffs in da lobby afta da showz, cuz now I R A SELLEBRATEEEZ!!!
thx, cb and tb!!
me an’ co-wrkrs iz big fans ov ur site![/quote]
Ahm jellus as ah sentz in cyoot pikture of mah kitteh and da burgers igoe me
[quote comment="5409"][quote comment="5390"]Ahm jellus as ah sentz in cyoot pikture of mah kitteh and da burgers igoe me
[/quote]
iz ok. took chzbrgr and tfubrgr a week or so to get on mine…have patience, and make with teh funnay, and they’ll post it.
It’s not just any elephant seal, Minazo again!
we got a little backlog (200 or so, O_O)… we is just two burgers… our other burger additions can’t see emails… so it’s tofuburger n cheezburger trouncin’ the mountain of lolsum and not so lolsum pix.
mt everest of email hills.
[quote comment="5418"]It’s not just any elephant seal, Minazo again![/quote]
added minazo tag
minazo ftw!
[quote comment="5419"]we got a little backlog (200 or so, O_O)… we is just two burgers… our other burger additions can’t see emails… so it’s tofuburger n cheezburger trouncin’ the mountain of lolsum and not so lolsum pix.
mt everest of email hills.[/quote]
200?!? Thatz dayz an dayz of awsum lolcatz! K thx cheezburger we loff ur site bai.
Wait… u hav a “zmall but komplet pottarie ztoodyo”?? Dat meenz a whiel an a kylne!?! nevarmine. I kom vizit u.
“komplet potterie ztoodyo” iz why Iz up at 2:00am- setting up new on-line store front. Dat Zoombrowser/Photo Editor know me and ignore me. I get maaad, say “U bettur get uzar frindly NOW, Mr”…. Finally get picturz that I likz, den go to bed.
I luvz being punnie…
WE NEEDIN GHANDI FOR NON VIOLENT INTERVENTION
Just want you to know that via this page I am slowly learning internet english.
I now go OMGWTF! on a regular basis and… likes it!
You guys make my day… every day!
[quote comment="5420"][quote comment="5418"]It’s not just any elephant seal, Minazo again![/quote]
added minazo tag
minazo ftw![/quote]
Yay yay!
This picture is hilarious… however, some of you guys trying to copy the patented “burger-talk” in your posts are doing a bad job. If I have to read your post 5 times just to understand what you’re saying, UR DOING IT RONG.
And don’t complain if your picture doesn’t show up. They’re not going to post every single submission they get, guys…
Dorothy Mantooth is a SAINT!!!!!
FairladyZ++
YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG
Go lolrus, go!
dolin out teh pwnage 4 stolin bukket
sry f-topik but…wht roll dz rmadillas play in dis?
[this used to be a link to a picture of a armadillo, but now it is not]
is dey allys? nmes? dn’t dzmz d lan-base crtrz (sosry no hprlnk)
[quote comment="5522"]sry f-topik but…wht roll dz rmadillas play in dis?
[this used to be a link to a picture of a armadillo, but now it is not]
is dey allys? nmes? dn’t dzmz d lan-base crtrz (sosry no hprlnk)[/quote]
I can’t read that last sentence at all….
Oh, wait… “Don’t dismiss the land-based critters (sorry no hyperlink)”
Okay, first, dude, buy a vowel. Second…. being from Okiehoma (hey, Shaungrl, back me up here, since u from Texis) … Um…
Teh armardillerz is kovaring da exitz. Dey tryin to blok trafik so’s no bukkets escape.
Teh Armadillerz maybe not do such a gud job of dis, but dey trye. Dat’s whut armardillerz do best, be in da rode.
i r havng trubl wif intranetz engrish to – hard to learn when you’re a grammar nazi, I guess
I’m with you, Grunt… I just finished my Master’s Thesis in English, and am still grading papers from a class I’m teaching even as I type this comment. I don’t have a problem with internet-speak, but sometimes it does get a little hard to read.
I suppose this is what comes of sticking your head in a book all your life, rather than creating kick-ass lolcat images.
**Teh Armadillerz maybe not do such a gud job of dis, but dey trye. Dat’s whut armardillerz do best, be in da rode.** (fat lady now singing-she write html tag
Whoop!)
E- Itz the “getting to the other side” the ‘dillos have problemz wit. They mays “tastes like chick’n” but they sure nots good at tell’n chick’n joek.
Yeah, it’s sorta like learning to speak another language but mangling it with an “American” accent. I know a guy who is fluent in Spanish but he has this horrible Ohio accent that I’m sure must make native Spanish speakers think, WTF?
Elfnow (Elfnefew) I will be’s your Auntie…But U can’t borrowz the car.
Halarious!
whoah i never new how big thoes things where
MAH BUCKIT’S RIGHT THERE BUT THE MAN IS KEEPIN IT AWAY FROM ME!
my aunt and i love this!
Forgive my stupidity (and lack of “burgerspeak”) but what is the story behind the walrus/ elephant seal/ whatever and his bucket?
Ismene, his name is Minazo, and he was an elephant seal living in captivity in Japan. He died in October 2005, but his legacy lives on in the form of pictures like this one, and in the forum posts of people mistaking him for a walrus.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOL he finally get reveng, no? well his buhcket right ther!
hmm…makes me wunderz…is dat REAL lolrus or is foto shoppd?
All of the Mah bukkit pictures (and there are a lot of then=m) are grouped together at
http://web.mac.com/couldbelupus/Site/Photos.html
i saw that on that day
Oh Happy Day,
Oh Happy Day,
I Gotts Muh Bukkit Back!
hly shit
Oooo, dat luks lyek funz.
Bucket Warz 3: REVENGE OF THE LOLRUS.