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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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too mush bondij. Kiti iz tiiiird.
Also:
“invisible catbed”.
I love how kitiz just kind of flop wherever on the floor … no real particular placement to them, just… oh, here’s a space… *FLOP*.
couldnt catch mouse
Kittehz uze up batteriez 2 fast! Need rechargeable kittehz 4 2 save environmintz!
(Bio-deezls kittehs?)
Destruction of electronic equipment: completed
mah kiti, Squeezle, she is solar-powered bite machine. If she’s in the sunbeam for very long and you fuzzy her, she bites. I fink most kitiz are solar-powered. It’s obvy cold and rainy where the abov kiti lives, otharwise him’d be activated. I think kiti just recharging anyway. Takes a while to recharge so’s to have enuf power to bouncy on the bed all night and play with jinglebell toys on mumma’s pillow / head and maybe find a spydar to eet and then demand food at 4 AM.
i are tired 2. must sleep
Plz to be insertings of cheezburger, kitteh is all out.
Hunting the wild cheezburger takes too much energy! Poor kitteh.
i found my cord plug in now pls thx bai
[quote comment="5173"]I fink most kitiz are solar-powered.[/quote]
A few years ago, a strip came out in one of my favorite comics that said: “Beams of sunlight spontaneously generate cats.”
Both my current catburger (Mr. Peaches) and my dearly departed catburger (Peppi) really liked laying under the clip-on lamp attached to my headboard. Peppi would stick her head right up under it, and she would look like an old lady in a hair salon, with her head under one of those big dryers. Mr. Peaches likes to roll over onto his back for to suntan his blindingly white belli.
I noticed some of those ‘cat-ladies’ (appologies to anyone present who IS a catlady ^^) like to put lil’ sweaters on their kitis.
1) The kiti must be thinking ‘Wai hav u done zis to me? For dis, I steel ur breffs in ur sleepz’
2) If the sweaters were made of that crazy, flexible solar-energy absorbing stuff, kitis could recharge demselfs and der iPawds too.
That is how I feel today
/sleep
who turn up gravity?
This how I feel today too. FLOOP.
I has a nap
Normal service will be resumed in eight hours.
awww, cute kitty.
i r having one of those days, too. sleeeeepy.
I wish I could set this to come up on my desktop when my laptop battery runs low!
Plz to plug kitteh into power source, or kitteh will lose data!
I has a wind-up radio. You thinkz kitteh’s tail does same thing for the kitteh?
I needz 18 howas, go wai.
awwwwwww … that’s just precious!
lulz yah i got 50 parsint badderi power now. i nedd $798778789798789 again. oh an i wnt 7ยข plz
I’m ze capper.
And that’s my kittums.
HEY! That’s MY CAT! Heh, that’s my Fat Charlie… how did he get over here?
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is tired kitteh go wayz