mah kiti, Squeezle, she is solar-powered bite machine. If she’s in the sunbeam for very long and you fuzzy her, she bites. I fink most kitiz are solar-powered. It’s obvy cold and rainy where the abov kiti lives, otharwise him’d be activated. I think kiti just recharging anyway. Takes a while to recharge so’s to have enuf power to bouncy on the bed all night and play with jinglebell toys on mumma’s pillow / head and maybe find a spydar to eet and then demand food at 4 AM.
[quote comment="5173"]I fink most kitiz are solar-powered.[/quote]
A few years ago, a strip came out in one of my favorite comics that said: “Beams of sunlight spontaneously generate cats.”
Both my current catburger (Mr. Peaches) and my dearly departed catburger (Peppi) really liked laying under the clip-on lamp attached to my headboard. Peppi would stick her head right up under it, and she would look like an old lady in a hair salon, with her head under one of those big dryers. Mr. Peaches likes to roll over onto his back for to suntan his blindingly white belli.
too mush bondij. Kiti iz tiiiird.
Also:
“invisible catbed”.
I love how kitiz just kind of flop wherever on the floor … no real particular placement to them, just… oh, here’s a space… *FLOP*.
couldnt catch mouse
Kittehz uze up batteriez 2 fast! Need rechargeable kittehz 4 2 save environmintz!
(Bio-deezls kittehs?)
Destruction of electronic equipment: completed
mah kiti, Squeezle, she is solar-powered bite machine. If she’s in the sunbeam for very long and you fuzzy her, she bites. I fink most kitiz are solar-powered. It’s obvy cold and rainy where the abov kiti lives, otharwise him’d be activated. I think kiti just recharging anyway. Takes a while to recharge so’s to have enuf power to bouncy on the bed all night and play with jinglebell toys on mumma’s pillow / head and maybe find a spydar to eet and then demand food at 4 AM.
i are tired 2. must sleep
Plz to be insertings of cheezburger, kitteh is all out.
Hunting the wild cheezburger takes too much energy! Poor kitteh.
i found my cord plug in now pls thx bai
[quote comment="5173"]I fink most kitiz are solar-powered.[/quote]
A few years ago, a strip came out in one of my favorite comics that said: “Beams of sunlight spontaneously generate cats.”
Both my current catburger (Mr. Peaches) and my dearly departed catburger (Peppi) really liked laying under the clip-on lamp attached to my headboard. Peppi would stick her head right up under it, and she would look like an old lady in a hair salon, with her head under one of those big dryers. Mr. Peaches likes to roll over onto his back for to suntan his blindingly white belli.
I noticed some of those ‘cat-ladies’ (appologies to anyone present who IS a catlady ^^) like to put lil’ sweaters on their kitis.
1) The kiti must be thinking ‘Wai hav u done zis to me? For dis, I steel ur breffs in ur sleepz’
2) If the sweaters were made of that crazy, flexible solar-energy absorbing stuff, kitis could recharge demselfs and der iPawds too.
That is how I feel today
/sleep
who turn up gravity?
This how I feel today too. FLOOP.
I has a nap
Normal service will be resumed in eight hours.
awww, cute kitty.
i r having one of those days, too. sleeeeepy.
I wish I could set this to come up on my desktop when my laptop battery runs low!
Plz to plug kitteh into power source, or kitteh will lose data!
I has a wind-up radio. You thinkz kitteh’s tail does same thing for the kitteh?
I needz 18 howas, go wai.
awwwwwww … that’s just precious!
lulz yah i got 50 parsint badderi power now. i nedd $798778789798789 again. oh an i wnt 7¢ plz
I’m ze capper.
And that’s my kittums.
HEY! That’s MY CAT! Heh, that’s my Fat Charlie… how did he get over here?
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