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I SAID NO PRESS!!! NO PRESS!! Where do they COME FROM? How do they always find me?!?
You jackass, gimme the film! GIMME!!
Kiti no lyk popparotzy!! Do not want!
Not really a funny caption but that kitten is absolutely adorable. What pretty blue eyes!
Can you tastes me? Do I has a flavor?
NO PICTURS! I SAID NO PICTURS!!!!
*goes cameron diaz on their ass*
Or I smite u wid mah myti pawses.
Cloud Strife Cat says, “I CAN HAS MAEKO EYES?”
talkz to da paw
Tchr, tcher!!! I know! I know!! Call on me!!!
Come back here, cheezburglar!
Help, cheezburglar stole mine cheezburgar!
Or, more appropriately, HALP! instead of Help.
The power of LOLCATS compels u!
B heeld! hehe
I misses U already…. Byes!!
Der kitteh ses, heil kithlar…. (sorry)
here… pull mah finger
“‘C’mon man! I got nose clothes on! Don’t take pickture!”
NEEDS UR FACE PLSKTHX
Ur face is so purdy!
Give it to me plz.
hay… yoo gotz somfing on ur noze… rite thare
[quote comment="4944"]Not really a funny caption but that kitten is absolutely adorable. What pretty blue eyes![/quote]
Kitteh problie deaf.
–E
[quote comment="4993"]hay… yoo gotz somfing on ur noze… rite thare[/quote]
“heer, git a tishu frum da othar kiti an get dat off ur fayc. I no go in publik wif u if u fayc all dirtie lyk dat. Dem othar ppl fink u no have a gud kiti who kiep yor fayc kleen.”
I don’t know, Elfnow, it may have just enough variation in its left eye to have missed out on that verdict. Let’s hope so.
I HAZ DA POWAH!1~!
cats with blue eyes are deaf? I thought it was cats with one blue and one green. Also, don’t kitteh babies have blue eyes like ppl babies? My kitteh baby did. They’re green now.
dair u to shoot, u got no gaem!!!1
[quote comment="5076"]cats with blue eyes are deaf? I thought it was cats with one blue and one green. Also, don’t kitteh babies have blue eyes like ppl babies? My kitteh baby did. They’re green now.[/quote]
It’s some all-white cats with genetically unpigmented (blue) eyes (either one or both eyes). Yes, like human babies, all kiti eyes start out blue/gray, but like some humans, some kitis have all-recessive eye color genes or have the dominant “white masking” coat color gene and when it affects the regions near their eyes, their eyes stay blue. Shaungirl is correct, the left eye has some different coloration, but it’s hard to tell if that’s blur from the pupil (or possibly a misshapen pupil) or actual colored inclusions (or, maybe just a deeper blue color?)…
From wikipedia: (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Odd-eyed_cat)
There is a common misconception that all odd-eyed white cats are born deaf in one ear. This is not true, as about 60 – 70% of odd-eyed white cats can hear.[4] About 10 – 20% of normal-eyed white cats are born deaf or become deaf as part of the feline aging process. [4] White cats with one or two blue eyes do, however, have a higher incidence of genetic deafness, with the white gene occasionally causing the degeneration of the cochlea, beginning a few days after birth.[13]
okay yeah, it’s 5:15 CDT and I’m awake for no good reason reading about cat genetics.
I ♥ wikipedia.
–Em
[quote comment="4951"]Cloud Strife Cat says, “I CAN HAS MAEKO EYES?”[/quote]
I are Lollerskating at workz.
Ultimecia cat says “Kurse you! I swat you SeeDs!”
“I’m in ur braen, reedin’ ur thawts”
“Wh1te Pow0rz!”
Invisible window washing rag.
Performing Kitteh Mind Meld….OOOPS – Nothin THERE!
kiteh i sympathiz
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