[quote comment="5122"]Iz kneed ta hyre kiti two mowe my lown.[/quote]
Hogarf iz korekt. Da lon, let kiti mowz it.
Eethar that or we buyz a zheep and da town dey no lyk zheeps in da lon. But if kiti iz ok wif standard puzh-mowar, kiti kan kom mow da lon an’ we pay in tooner pakitz and Wellnezz katfud.
[quote comment="5123"]Kitteh is wishin hiz lown wuz emo so it kan kut itslf.[/quote]
bwahaha…*frown*…*cry*…*turns on the cure*…*dyes hair obsidian*…*goes to have a latte*…*dicusses po/mo art movement*…*cries*…*writes poym about loss*…*spirals into depression*…*finds ichc*…*finds a girlfriend*…*buys a car*…*moves out of parents house*…*goes to college*…*becomes successful biz guy*
Shhhh…..dont look now, buts I fink dat tere be sumbuddy in are intarwebs that gibes eberywun minuses cheezburger. Evun if ur kament iz teh funnez. Mebbe itz teh sam kitehs that stole lolrus bukit. I meen barrode teh bukit.
[quote comment="5196"]*frown*…*cry*…*turns on the cure*…*dyes hair obsidian*…*goes to have a latte*…*dicusses po/mo art movement*…*cries*…*writes poym about loss*…*spirals into depression*…*finds ichc*…*finds a girlfriend*…*buys a car*…*moves out of parents house*…*goes to college*…*becomes successful biz guy*[/quote]
Har D harz,,, an Monk moment… My Puddy Po,,, luv-es da Monk…
Po says dis Kitta duin the Mak-r-A-na… n fergots da bukit wz der,,,
poor lolrus,,, so close to getin bk…. an so farz a way…
wat weez gunna do now plz??
lolrus’s bukkit haz been kidnaps by the invisico and painted it pink! yeah that’s it! wait that’s pretty good… what else could happen? OOH I HAS A STOREEZ! and naow dey traded with da IBKC (itteh bitteh kitteh cometteh) to hold IBKs. BUT… Hovercats and monorail cats painted it kitteh colored 2 carries da peeps. Afters a whiles Longcat stepped on it. luckily it didn’t break, but the KTA (kitteh travl agencees) sold it to happycat 2 holds da noms. Ceiling cat and basement cat worked together to get the bukkit. Happycat wouldn’t let them get it. then, they had a big partees… ceiling cat and basement cat shook hands to agree that the both exist… Dr. TinyCat has made an appointment with Happycat about his happiness, and the deal has been made that noe there could be invisible hover snd monorail cats (if possible). LOLRUS IS IN DE PROSSES OF ESKAPIN 2 HAS HIS BUKKIT AWAY FRUM
Invisible conga line!!
exactly wat I was thinking.
oo there go meh bucket
Hey, look! Behind you–the lolrus’ bucket!
An i picked up da buket like dis, and ran
best caption yet.
Win !!1!
invisible hula skirt !!! where’s my fruity drink and ukulele? tiny tim awaits !!!
I gots u an ice cream… but it meltered.
I’s find ur lolrus bukket and r reddy for fite!
he be stealin the bucket!
T’ai Chi kitty has found his center.
“i’z a litul teepot! das mah handul, dis mah spowt!”
Ahahah invisible and bucket in one pic. ♥
Invisible slow-dance partner?
–E
[quote comment="5077"]Invisible conga line!![/quote]
as conga line is gone.
driving itty-bitty invisible clown car
Invisible scooter!?
Buckit hoarder?
iz mah bukit and i fight you for it! i are kungfu kitty!
Iz kneed ta hyre kiti two mowe my lown.
Kitteh is wishin hiz lown wuz emo so it kan kut itslf.
oh hi i mowed ur lawnz
[quote comment="5122"]Iz kneed ta hyre kiti two mowe my lown.[/quote]
Hogarf iz korekt. Da lon, let kiti mowz it.
Eethar that or we buyz a zheep and da town dey no lyk zheeps in da lon. But if kiti iz ok wif standard puzh-mowar, kiti kan kom mow da lon an’ we pay in tooner pakitz and Wellnezz katfud.
So nobody else though of toonces the driving cat?
Look over here, I are pointing with my pawz, to distract you from seeing the LOLRUS bukket …
toonces! nooooooo!!!!11 don’t drives teh bukkit offa the cliffs! what will the lolruses do???
[quote comment="5129"]So nobody else though of toonces the driving cat?[/quote]
Meh. Toonces are bad drivingks.
No kittah!
don’t mow urself!!!
Clap ur paws if u b-leev in bukkit!
Just don’t let emo cat have the invisible lawnmower–he might cut himself.
Invisible Matador!
[quote comment="5156"]Invisible Matador![/quote]
You mean invisible bull!
And looks like tuxedo kitty has been stealingk the lolrus’s buckit. Bad kittie.
[quote comment="5129"]So nobody else though of toonces the driving cat?[/quote]
Not till you said it… but now that you mention it.
That’s spot on. Good call.
One day, I will understand how burger karma works…
Eight billion, “LAWL, teh BUKKET,” comments get positive karma.
Heading in a different direction nets negative karma.
Hmm…
Okay, I’m ready again!
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!! *ambles off to join the herd*
[quote comment="5164"]One day, I will understand how burger karma works…
Eight billion, “LAWL, teh BUKKET,” comments get positive karma.
Heading in a different direction nets negative karma.
Hmm…
Okay, I’m ready again!
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!! *ambles off to join the herd*[/quote]
u iz zooooo rite.
oh noes! he be stealin lolrus bukket and payntin it peenk omg.
This is win and is a nice companion to “invisible shopping cart,” which is also fantastic.
Oh noes! Dat kittay did take the LOLrusesses bukit. lol I
[quote comment="5123"]Kitteh is wishin hiz lown wuz emo so it kan kut itslf.[/quote]
bwahaha…*frown*…*cry*…*turns on the cure*…*dyes hair obsidian*…*goes to have a latte*…*dicusses po/mo art movement*…*cries*…*writes poym about loss*…*spirals into depression*…*finds ichc*…*finds a girlfriend*…*buys a car*…*moves out of parents house*…*goes to college*…*becomes successful biz guy*
Shhhh…..dont look now, buts I fink dat tere be sumbuddy in are intarwebs that gibes eberywun minuses cheezburger. Evun if ur kament iz teh funnez. Mebbe itz teh sam kitehs that stole lolrus bukit. I meen barrode teh bukit.
[snicker] …couldn’t resist, Jennifer.
Go ahead, mod me down; ‘sall good.
[quote comment="5196"]*frown*…*cry*…*turns on the cure*…*dyes hair obsidian*…*goes to have a latte*…*dicusses po/mo art movement*…*cries*…*writes poym about loss*…*spirals into depression*…*finds ichc*…*finds a girlfriend*…*buys a car*…*moves out of parents house*…*goes to college*…*becomes successful biz guy*[/quote]
…*has moar latte*
That cat is a gorgeous one. …Just wanted to throw that out there
[quote comment="5219"][snicker] …couldn’t resist, Jennifer.
Go ahead, mod me down; ‘sall good.[/quote]
I done did moddid u down, Teho. U meeny.
Eet iz da ultimate lolz!
hahahahahah that was the best one yet!!!! hahaha so funny!
boxing joe, protects his bucket from invaders
“*Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!! *ambles off to join the herd*
u iz zooooo rite.*”
Sorries-can’t standz itz, anymoar. I’m havin a Monk momentz… Baas R N flocks- moos R N herdz. thk U, feelz much bettre now. *big sigh*
Har D harz,,, an Monk moment… My Puddy Po,,, luv-es da Monk…
Po says dis Kitta duin the Mak-r-A-na… n fergots da bukit wz der,,,
poor lolrus,,, so close to getin bk…. an so farz a way…
wat weez gunna do now plz??
Iz $5 from lawnmowing enuf to buy cheezburger ?
thanks everyone – this is my pick and Duke (the star of the show) says thanks!
Hey, just wondering where Duke lives ? thx
hehehe gude 1 becca!! that aweshome comment =) =)
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mah milkshake bringz all teh boiz 2 tha yard
or maybe: “dis goes hear, k?”
nao watch meh yoooooo kraynk dat soulja boi
O meh goodniss that looks liek a tom-kitteh. iz bet he haz his harbles!
HOLY KRAP ITS BEEN EXACTLY A YEAR mauday thursday tommarrow good friday
lolruses gurlfrends bukkit iz bahind ya u kno kitteh kuz iz a pink bukkit
OMG THAT BE LOLRUSES BUKKET!
lolrus’s bukkit haz been kidnaps by the invisico and painted it pink! yeah that’s it! wait that’s pretty good… what else could happen? OOH I HAS A STOREEZ! and naow dey traded with da IBKC (itteh bitteh kitteh cometteh) to hold IBKs. BUT… Hovercats and monorail cats painted it kitteh colored 2 carries da peeps. Afters a whiles Longcat stepped on it. luckily it didn’t break, but the KTA (kitteh travl agencees) sold it to happycat 2 holds da noms. Ceiling cat and basement cat worked together to get the bukkit. Happycat wouldn’t let them get it. then, they had a big partees… ceiling cat and basement cat shook hands to agree that the both exist… Dr. TinyCat has made an appointment with Happycat about his happiness, and the deal has been made that noe there could be invisible hover snd monorail cats (if possible). LOLRUS IS IN DE PROSSES OF ESKAPIN 2 HAS HIS BUKKIT AWAY FRUM
i lold