Awww, poor lolrus. Someday, you will get your bucket. Until then, I hugz you.

It was green! I distinctly remember it was green!

Poor lolrus

“Deer diaree: I sawd a keepar yestardaye. Him had a bukit. Why I no hav a bukit? I used to hav bukit. dey say u nevar kno whut yu got til it all gone, and dat so tru. Dis playce iz teh eevil bakuz dem tayk mah bukit. I no sulk no moar. I uz mah energie for da plotz ov mah revengie. da polar barez ar da onlye wunz left to bring into da plan. Da panguinz is evin gonna halp bakuz dey lyke bukitz too. Whin da polar barez kno, den we stryke. Oh, zweet bukit. I mizz u.”

Oh, the humanity! Kind of.

haha nice one elfnow. yall can make an entire novel of walrus-has-no-bukkit-diary.

Strike swiftly my lolrii friends!

[quote comment="4994"]Oh, the humanity! Kind of.[/quote]

Oh the huge manatee lolrus!

[quote comment="4996"]haha nice one elfnow. yall can make an entire novel of walrus-has-no-bukkit-diary.[/quote]

**bowing**

Thank you. Thank you very much.
–E

Dere wuz suppost to b strikeses in mah comment. Oops.

[quote comment="5005"]Oh the huge manatee lolrus![/quote]
Win!

I miss mah bukket.

Is bukket off playing with another lolrus? Does bukket even remember me?

Bukket! Come back!

I gave you mah heart, bukket, and you didn’t even give me a pen!

I lov u, buckit.

Needs bucket category.

[quote comment="5023"]Needs bucket category.[/quote]
good catch. added!

[quote comment="5005"]Oh the huge manatee lolrus![/quote]
Now that is just elegant.

[quote comment="5013"]

I gave you mah heart, bukket, and you didn’t even give me a pen![/quote]

Hehe…”Say Anything” reference? Touche’

That makes me so sad! His wistful eyez.

[quote comment="4994"]Oh, the humanity! Kind of.[/quote]
Shouldn’t that be “Oh, the lolrusity?”

First: Seriously, who went through and gave nearly everyone negative burger karma on this particular picture? Someone (at least two someones, apparently) must have had a bad day today.

Second: The keepahs has mah bukket. Ah knows this fo they bes takin mah bukket. These bars and walls shall not hold meh forevah, keepahs, and when ah finally emerge from mah prison of hardened plastic and iron, ah shall has mah revenge, and mah bukket!!!

“Left Flipper is starting to become agitated and rebellious. I am afraid I may end up having to take him out if he gets too out of hand.”

Man, all I tried to do is get my buckit back and now I’s in jail!

I am waiting, with baited breath, the outcome of this bucket saga.

[quote comment="5030"]

I gave you mah heart, bukket, and you didn’t even give me a pen![/quote]

[quote comment="5013"]Hehe…”Say Anything” reference? Touche’[/quote]

I know where bukket is! Bukket is at AIRPORT, waiting for lolrus, so they can go to England together!

*lolrus holding up radio*

[quote comment="5035"][quote comment="4994"]Oh, the humanity! Kind of.[/quote]
Shouldn’t that be “Oh, the lolrusity?”[/quote]

Oh! The Huge Manatee!

Ahhhhh love the continuation of the saga. ♥

[quote comment="5036"]First: Seriously, who went through and gave nearly everyone negative burger karma on this particular picture? Someone (at least two someones, apparently) must have had a bad day today.[/quote]
How weird. Thankfully it’s all positive right now!

[quote comment="5045"]I am waiting, with baited breath, the outcome of this bucket saga.[/quote]

“bated”…. although “baited” is kind of funny, if you think about like, little minnows and shrimps and stuff that was in the lolruscake from “miss mah bucket”.

–E

[quote comment="5053"][quote comment="5045"]I am waiting, with baited breath, the outcome of this bucket saga.[/quote]

“bated”…. although “baited” is kind of funny, if you think about like, little minnows and shrimps and stuff that was in the lolruscake from “miss mah bucket”.

–E[/quote]
Yeppers, I meant the fishy pun…

LOL!!! I lovez bukit saga!

Awww Jeez, now I want to buy yooz a bukkit. Poor lolrus.

I am v glad you all like! There’s something a bit Morgan Freeman about that walrus, doncha think?

This one almost made my 12-year-old cry.

[quote comment="5068"]I am v glad you all like! There’s something a bit Morgan Freeman about that walrus, doncha think?[/quote]
I’m thinkin’ more Orson Welles, really.

[quote comment="5069"]This one almost made my 12-year-old cry. :([/quote]

His empathy will rewarded… hopefully the lolrus makes progress on his bucket quest.

it scares me too, lolrus. it scares me too.

Stay Strong!

THIS HAS GONE TOO FAR NOW!! GIVE THE LOLRUS HIS BUKKET BACK!!!

Evil, heartless keepers… Ripping the bukket away from lolrus. HAVE YOU NO DECENCY?!

[quote comment="5071"][quote comment="5068"]I am v glad you all like! There’s something a bit Morgan Freeman about that walrus, doncha think?[/quote]
I’m thinkin’ more Orson Welles, really.[/quote]

Or Wilford Brimley…

I notice the “Ads by Google” have ice buckets for sale. ICHC could pass the hat and we could take up a collection to buy lolrus a bucket. Maybe something nice in silverplate.

this Lolrus appeals to my soul in a way not many lolrusses do.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HE NEEDS HIS BUCKET

Give me the lolrus’s address. I will get him a new bukket.

Invisible Lawnmower Kitteh has the LOLbukket!

http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/04/09/invisible-lawnmower/

Da keepers is prollaly screenin lolrus mail fer new bukkits an such. If we is gunna mailz one, we shood deezguyz it as ummmm… as a basket er sumfin.

the bukket died…

I halp u get bukkit, meester lolrus!

[quote comment="5042"]Man, all I tried to do is get my buckit back and now I’s in jail! :([/quote]

itz cuz dat liddl gurl screemd.

http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/04/05/mah-bucket/

Dun wurry you kin take mah buckit.

[quote comment="5139"]Da keepers is prollaly screenin lolrus mail fer new bukkits an such. If we is gunna mailz one, we shood deezguyz it as ummmm… as a basket er sumfin.[/quote]

ooh gud idar! Lolruz iz alowd to hav kikbord. We mak kolapshable bukkit an dasgize it lyk kikbord.

I has registered mahbucket.com and pointed it to the “bucket” tag on icanhascheezburger.com (don’t worry, not stealing ad revenue or anything). I are geek D-:

lolrus make me wanna cry!

i think it was blue…

Too bad CafePress doesn’t let you print designs on buckets…

[quote comment="4987"]It was green! I distinctly remember it was green![/quote]
PURPLE! It was Purple! It would not be green! Purple!

“Nobody knows de bukkets I’s seen… nobody knows but Jeebus…”

Hahaha, I’m so happy that the name “bucket saga” picked up.

(I really like this one.)

[quote comment="5228"]“Nobody knows de bukkets I’s seen… nobody knows but Jeebus…”[/quote]

LOL! This is win!

I love the bucket saga. *giggle*

Patrick Stewart forehead.

“THERE… R… 4… BUKITS!”

Emololrus21ohio r sad, sad lolrus

whats wit the bukets man that dang lolrus is freakin me out dude!!

your buhket was blue meestir. i halp you get it back - to the zoo!!!!1!!!11!!!