“Did not dial 900 number!”

Porno kittah luvs fonesecks

I teks ur pichur now. No prons pls. Sit still k thx.

Ai erazed all ur numberz, ur frenz r lamerz, k?

It’s great!

Ai is downlodeing all Britneh Speerz to ur fone k thx.

Mah harbls r ur wallppr k thx

If a can’t has cheezburger, then I gonna send this pic of you having sexy-time wit chur hand to ur mom……gimme mah cheezburger!

Hmmm. Dang, my cheezburger stocks are down again.

My GOD that’s a cute look on kitteh’s face.

I wanna kiss his little call-dropping tummy.

(no cheezburger … just unbridled honesty) >^..^

Never let a kitty use all your minutes.

Doesn’t anybody watch the Judge Judy show?

k mai kitteh wantz cellfone now, n then mai doggeh want wun, then mai chilluns be yellin werz MAI cellfone? thks 4 nothin!

he’s calling that walrus.

Hope u has cinglar wit rolover minitesez.

kitteh iz sorreh he cannot txt u but he haz no fumbs

why Ai gits minus 1?

Ai go away now. Ai hurtz when peeples mean.

Ai laikeded yer coment c.b.s.b. n ai gvis u wun cheezburger. peepls shoodnt bee meen. we r all ekwal in cat-dom.

Oh Hai!! I beated ur Tetris 4 u!

” o yez lolrus… i has ur buket. nao snd monies, or buket gits it!”

I likey your comment too cbsb! I gived you a cheezburger, k? Cute kittehs are fur the loving!

K thx Jennifer n YOli. Yesturdays vury ruff dai for cbsb. Ai wuz feelin sooper sensitivez. Ai ‘preciate ur kindnss n ur compassionz. We r juss here fur teh kittehs n the ‘preciashun thereof. An to has fun bi commenting wiff each udder. Yea fur teh kittehs! Yea fur us.

I likes u too, cbsb. I is sorry u haves bad day; I gives you lottsa cheezburgers.

Thx u scarlet kitty. Ai share alls mah cheezburgerz wiff u! Jennifer n YOli is welcomes to sum cheezburger akshen too. Ai is happys now. Ai has a bukkit. Ai seems to has many bukkits.

moar random bukkitz fr teh critr wut haz 2 butses. it maek happies.

I wonder if happycat looks up cheezburger porn…

lol he’s dressed like a cool raver too.

hey hey guseee wat thats not mine

“…mai bff Rose”

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