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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
!Sr. Mustachicio es muy mysterioso!
Kinky.
That’s wrong. Very very wrong.
We wuz playin’ Wondah Woman.
** Peanut Butter and Banana Sandwhiches! Peanut Butter and Banana Sandwhiches! Peanut Butter and Banana Sandwhiches! **
O HAI WE FIX UR DRAPES K
Let’s play, master and servant…
I am officially scarred for life by this. But in a good way!
OH HAY WHERE UR CAT O’ NINE TAILZ?
I hate it when I forget the safe word! Then I have to yell “STOP RIGHT NOW OR I’M PRESSING CHARGES!” and that’s just no fun for anyone.
kittah is onlee kittah, not amphro kittah!
POPCORN!!! POPCORN!!!
[quote comment="4131"]Let’s play, master and servant…[/quote]
Depeche Mode kittehs!
Now all we need is for someone to PS a black crew cut onto one and a mess of blonde fuzz onto the other! And leather pants for Dave and leather hotpants for Martin. Whee!
They should use my safe word. It’s unforgettable – Arglefraster :p
[quote comment="4142"][quote comment="4131"]Let’s play, master and servant…[/quote]
Depeche Mode kittehs!
Now all we need is for someone to PS a black crew cut onto one and a mess of blonde fuzz onto the other! And leather pants for Dave and leather hotpants for Martin. Whee![/quote]
I’m on it
tofu, your safeword is meringue?
[quote comment="4146"]tofu, your safeword is meringue?[/quote]
*looks indignant* NO!
..maybe..sometimes. really depends on the dessert involved.
Oh mai gawsh. kitty is kinky and ay did not need to no!
*cries*
Kitler wants to tie you up and lash you!! Wheee!
Can’t remember my safeword… Master insists it isn’t Ouch!
yes its true.. ouch never DOES seem to work as a safe word..actually it tends to make things get worse
Lois Griffin sez, safewurd iz banana
Oddly enough…my safeword really is bananas! From Fergie’s song…hahah! I was listening to it when someone asked what my safeword was.
Our safeword is actually a phrase. ‘Purple rainbow gumdrops!’. Because anyone who can keep from breaking out giggling on hearing that said in a plaintive voice wouldn’t be playing with us anyway.
I’ve always thought that the best safeword to use is, in fact, “safeword.” Simple, unambiguous, easy to remember, and unlikely to conflict with anything you’d actually want to say.
[quote comment="4160"]I’ve always thought that the best safeword to use is, in fact, “safeword.” Simple, unambiguous, easy to remember, and unlikely to conflict with anything you’d actually want to say.[/quote]
not to mention easy to remember… I’m still wondering why tofu chose meringue… hmmm ;o)
is anyone else reading this thread and thinking “who knew there was a connection between lolcat photos and light bondage?” cause I’m kinda suprised
me too, these people are sick
[quote comment="4168"][quote comment="4160"]I’ve always thought that the best safeword to use is, in fact, “safeword.” Simple, unambiguous, easy to remember, and unlikely to conflict with anything you’d actually want to say.[/quote]
not to mention easy to remember… I’m still wondering why tofu chose meringue… hmmm ;o)
is anyone else reading this thread and thinking “who knew there was a connection between lolcat photos and light bondage?” cause I’m kinda suprised[/quote]
I always stop if I hear safeword; it’s a pretty generic safeword that everyone responds to. But it’s not nearly as much fun as purple rainbow gumdrops.
And, what do you mean ‘light’?
And, what do you mean ‘light’?=lol
[quote comment="4140"]POPCORN!!! POPCORN!!![/quote]
COP-PR0N!!! COP-RR0N!!!
Why surprised? Cats are sluts, and most of them are demanding little buggers too, especially with their “MOAR FOOD, WENCH!” screams at 6am.
He’s a Kitler!
Have just unashamedly stolen this pic for http://www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com where I’m sure it’ll be re-macroed with a Hitler motif.
“Sir, will you please hold your questions until my assistant and I have finished demonstrating my newly developed technique for visualising problems in 12-dimensional String Theory.”
Whut? We no watchin p0rn! Honest!
[quote comment="4146"][quote comment="4142"][quote comment="4131"]Let’s play, master and servant…[/quote]
Depeche Mode kittehs!
Now all we need is for someone to PS a black crew cut onto one and a mess of blonde fuzz onto the other! And leather pants for Dave and leather hotpants for Martin. Whee![/quote]
I’m on it
[/quote]
Oh good, someone actually figured out what I was referring to. Stendalismo … you, I, and D.R. are obviously stuck in the 80s.
[quote comment="4131"]Let’s play, master and servant…[/quote]
[quote comment="4142"]Depeche Mode kittehs!
Now all we need is for someone to PS a black crew cut onto one and a mess of blonde fuzz onto the other! And leather pants for Dave and leather hotpants for Martin. Whee![/quote]
[quote comment="4146"]I’m on it
[/quote]
Oh good, someone actually figured out what I was referring to. Stendalismo … you, I, and D.R. are obviously stuck in the 80s.
omg I made this!!! I FEEL SPECIAL!
This picture is SEW FUNNY.
Learning everyone’s safeword is kinda o_O though.
xD Yeah. I don’t need to know people’s safewords >_>
[quote comment="4168"]is anyone else reading this thread and thinking “who knew there was a connection between lolcat photos and light bondage?” cause I’m kinda suprised[/quote]
*grin* Daddy liek. teh kittenz ben bad boiz, Daddy must spankz dem =8^)
I am 23 and I got the Depeche Mode reference. *is proud*
this shouldn’t be funny, but I am LOLing all over it.
[quote comment="4393"]this shouldn’t be funny, but I am LOLing all over it.
[/quote]
we won’t tell
I am 23 and I got the Depeche Mode reference. *is proud*
15 and got reference. Also you never saw me.
Now we need sleeping “enjoy the silence” cat
I’m 15 and I got the Depeche Mode ref. Ohmygod I have problems.
Hey! Depeche Mode ftw! I luvs it…fir sum resun safeword is Red…furst time he said it i flpd…he jst wanted to make sur it wurkd.
red light/green light. kind of common I think.
I honestly wonder what it is with me that I have no ‘eww’ reaction watsoever to other peoples fetishes… This is just vaguely interesting to me
move then that wirle will slice u and make another one of u
It luk so rong, yt it f331 so rite…
thats fantastic^^
WERE ON UR CARPTEZ PRACTICIN BONDAGE
wow… all these food based safewords… and i thought i was the only one who used one… <3 Peanut Butter
[...] Oh, and I spent some lol-filled time browsing the lolcatz site, which I unashamedly enjoy. Especially this one; Safewurd [...]
This could actually be an anime reference… Or am I being
just a liitle to fanboy here?
lulzzzzz
naughty kitteh’s
Silly peoplez! U kent sez safewurd wiff ballgag n yer mouff!
Silly blak-n-wite-mixed-awl-up birdie!! Dats what for u has da keys in ur pawz! U srsly tink Me needes keyz holderz?? U droppes dem on floorz where they makes LOWD noize! OK awl safes now! kthx play moor now??
<—- Admits to giggling and then immediately regrets it
mine is purina…..LOL
The safeword is HAIRBALL!!!
Safewurd? We don’t need no stinki’n safewurd! (don’t jump me, we do have a safeword..)