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Oh Noes!! Kittah PrOn!!
Neuter your cat. Seriously. There’s no excuse.
i feels dirty aftr seein’ thiz pic
lookit his feets!!1
THOSE ARE SOME BIG HARBLES but seriousle WTF
OMG w0AH dem sum harblz !! I can has zhowar? I feelz unkleen.
IM ON UR SOFAS
AIREN MY BLLZ
rofl! XD
good one >^.^
Wow, that’s going to stick with me for the rest of the day…
umm…
i mean…
ZOMG!1!11!
harblz aside, he’s so fuzzy! and his face is so “omgwtfbbq?”
And this is why I got a female cat. WOW.
Was this really needed?
YES!! Snoffee!!!! cantz show dis ta mai boi kitteh he b jellus!!!
For comparison and contrast, yes, that picture was necessary to a small percentage of the cheeseburger audience (peepul lik me). My family raised me as a dog person; I did not live with a kitteh until one chose me “decades” later. Everybody I knew either had a gurlcat or a neutered male.
Seriously, I had to call the vet and ask how to tell if the cat was a boi or gurl. I truthfully did not know “what to look for at a cat’s anatomy.”
The vet said drape the cat over your shoulder and look under their tail while standing in front of a mirror, and I would see “something” or “nothing.”
Pootie Tang is a gurl tortise-shell, and she has a kilt. No harblz.
I laughed for hours.
Yous is the bests on these internets
probably one of those that should pop up after a link….
still funny
why you hide it?
Mah dum kat has hareblz lak dat… an he been dee-boy’d.
Now dey jes skoop da insides out wif a spoon. Ah wunder
if his brain wuz in dere and why he stoopid now.
I demand the harbls be returned to front page prominence! I DEMAND IT!
(Ill even threaten to sue!)
i agree!
So now a domestic animal’s testicles are too offensive for the webpage. Yeah… can’t see those in every rat cage in America.
I forgot to inform the editors of ICHC that this is decidedly NOT my cat- all of my pets past & present are neutered, and were from the shelter or animal rescue. Please support your local shelter/animal rescue- adopt a furry friend today!
That being said-jeebus thems some bigguns
This is just shameful… not cool at all.
philistine….lmao…those are IMPRESSIVE!
Those are some big balls.
LOL @ all the people who are offended at big cat balls.
Stolen from pointlesswasteoftime.com/ craption contest…
C’mon, everyone likes cat balls! This site is so tame!
That was an unexpected find.
I have seen bigger however, and those would be on the father of my Greybeard! The father (same blue coat) was spotted before and after Greybeard was born. I never got even close to try to pick him up, but he had to be 15 pounds. Greybeard is a more normal 10 pound (lazy) cat.
http://www.bytehead.org/blog/2005_05_01_archive.php#111660417681469866
OMG! Best NUTZ EVAR!
of course its stolen. every image on here came from somewhere else. Do you honestly think these people go around making them? Or taking pictures of cats nuts? (which are by the way, hillarious. Anyone who says they’re “shameful” should go cut off their own coinpurse)
Geez, how can you demand that the poor guy’s harblz is cut off just because you find it offensive…? It’s just ballz, people, necessary to the survival of catdom (to say nothing of humankind). Face it. XDDD
Urm, I don’t think that the survival of cats is in question. Be responsible and neuter your pets. There’s no question about it, unless you are a breeder.
we b tryin to say where itz frum. thiz the innernet. n most of them is hard to find sourz. still some biggunz. n maybe we’ll allow safer viewz by blokn anythin’ evn slightly offenzv n ar nxt site updates. mebbe like ichc/safe blocks errything with offensive tag. wut u folks think?
Iz like dat ideea.
Hahahaaha.
funniest thing ever.
should be;;
im on your sofazzz
AIREN MY BALLZ
This kat is betta hung than I…
The men who are willing to have the harbls return to the public eye are worthy men whose actions are laudable indeed. Hurrah!
Wow. Big. Furry. Kitty. “Harblz.” I learn a new lolcat term every day. Thank you, ICANHAZCHEEZBURGER.
Its so weird seeing that, because my kitty had just an empty sack where his balls used to be. Like my husband. =) kidding!
wow tmi!
yays hairbalz es back. de evil humorless peeplez whotriez to ruinz icanhas loze agun!!!
I think that someone should pixelate the harblz. It would just make it look dirtier.
Still funny, and hey its your site.
if the site can have tags and captions like fux, shizz, etc, then the peoples can handle a little nutsax now and then. pleeze no be stealin my LOLnutz photos!
good pixellating idea – can we do porno music w/ that? you know, he kinda looks like peter north – a little ;o) doesn’t he? DON’T MESS WITH DA HAIR-BALLS!!!
I enjoy this site, and I don’t find the balls offensive. People need to loosen up a little. I do hope that whoever does indeed own this cat did have him neutered, to reduce the excess cat population. My 9 kitties are all neutered. Even though they’re nutless wonders, some stick act “likz de gotz em still!”
people who are offended by cat balls should eat some balls.
*ROFL* This is HILARIOUS!
PS: I find it odd that not one person seems to think neutering a cat is a form of mutilation? Effective method of making sure your cat doesn’t impregnate a thousand others? JUST DON’T LET THEM OUTSIDE! It’s not that freaking hard. I have a cat, and she has never put a paw outside the house. And when she has gone outside it has been in my arms or on a carefully placed leash.
Not that she likes being outdoors, she hates it really.
I might be the only person that agrees with you then. I never understood why people would destroy their pets reproductive system when there are many other options available -ie like you said dont let your cat outside. And hell theres ‘the pill/shot’ for humans why not make one for cats. Then they can go outside and sex all they like with no worries to the owner.
Sum kittehs lyk only indorz. otherz wantz to hunt an mark terrytori an all. no fare to imprison em indorz. an indorz or out, teh newtering makez teh domestick kitteh calm i fink. kittehz in goodest hoam still not leed teh natchrill lyf.
Because veterinary medical research overwhelmingly proves that neutering improves health, lengthens life, and has no averse effects. Yes, a neutered tom can still have sex; I’ve seen it happen). Check Tufts or Texas A&M for more info.
No adverse effects?
The balls are cut off! Woosh, gone!
I call that averse.
studies show much higher rates of breast cancer in non-neutered females.
you can’t neuter a female cat
Nicky: Seriously. I had five cats, and none of them were outside cats. The one or two times I took them outside they were like “ZOMG THIS IS A REALLY BIG SCARY ROOM I DONT LIEK IT! is it can be ‘in’ tiem now plz?”
Nicky and n4cht: I’ve had both male and female cats, altered and unaltered. Neutering and spaying is far more than just keeping the population down. Unaltered males are far more aggressive and likely to claw, bite, and fight, even their owners. And the marking of their territory is also a problem as, no matter how much you love your cat, no one loves smelling cat piss the entire time, and no amount of carpet cleaner will ever get rid of the smell, at all. Unaltered females, if not impregnated, or at least… got some action… eventually spend most of their time in heat, instead of just once monthly, or per season. A female cat in heat causes loss of sleep to the human owners (due to yowling) and is highly highly uncomfortable to the cat. (Can you imagine being so horny that you can’t think of anything else, at all, period, no matter how hard you try…. and you can’t masturbate?). Also queens can get territorial when around other unaltered queens. More so than normal.
I have two cats, now. Both were shelter cats, as I refuse to buy from a “breeder” when there are so many perfectly WONDERFUL cats in shelters. And both have been spayed. Neither of them go outside, though the kitten (6 months) is getting more curious than I’d like. The older cat… in addiction to being claustrophobic (from being in such a small cage at the shelter)… is also agoraphobic. She freezes up and trembles if taken outside at all.
My cat used to hump everything before I got him chopped XD it was hella funny. But then he started getting agressive and I had to get it done, it was a shame, I would have liked him to make kittens someday.
Well…I adopted a stray tom from the neighborhood (he showed up one day and I fell in luv!) He still has his harbls….but he doesn’t spray and he’s more loveable than my indoor kitty. I think it depends on the cat?…maybe?…any insight?
And here I thot hairballz came froms the FRONT end….
Maybe they’re prosthetic blz.
lolol hairy rubber ballz
This entire thread made me laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh. I love you.
‘Cmon, folks! Animals run around naked 24/7, ’cause they’re animals. And kittens gotta come from SOMEWHERE. Nothing wrong with having an intact pet if you keep an eye on him.
In other words…OMGWTFBBQ
lolz. das all i gotz to say. lolz.
Funniest thing i’ve seen for at least 20 minutes. God bless the internet.
Everybody who is whining that the cat should be neutered… How do you know for a fact that he is not, in fact a purebred stud? eh? eh?
I have 3 neutered male cats, and they all still have their harbls! And they wave them proudly in my face every chance they get!
notty notty kitteh
that is sick!
i think that has cancer
Themz NOT hairballz, stoopid hooman. Themz Fuzzy Dice!
This is funny! To the spay and neuter people: “You first then we’ll talk about cats and dogs.”
i agree
LOLZ if u wuz to nooter himz, he wood be all fattish and aingrie
fuzzee kitteh harbls is adorble! how can find tat offensiff? is jus a kitteh!
sheesh…ovrsensitiff huumans, weerd.
switching to human speak:
if I were a pet…not allowed to mate. I would appreciate having my “desire” removed. Better then yowling and wanting all the time. That no fun!
Take away urge…be petted,spoiled pet in peace.
mah harbls – let me showz u dem
OR
pr0n0 cat iz ready for hiz money shot
I was so trying to figure out how to get a shot of my cat for just that caption. (as he’s black, it’d be a bit hard). Dear little thing, the day of his op, I was told by the vet to keep an eye on the site, so when I’m lying in bed that night, he came and stood on my chest and showed me.
Desexing your pets is responsible. How many animals, (strays, unwanted litters) are euthanased each year? Here in Victoria (Australia), councils will from next year be requiring all registered pets to be desexed, with only those held by breeders exempt. Yes, kittens (and Puppies) are cute. Unfortunately they often get dumped at the side of the road, or worse. I found my dog on Easter Sunday morning 1997, when I was woken up by hearing her howling. I got up and went down the street and found her dumped by a car in the car yard on the corner. Obviously the people who left her there had an entire female dog, but didn’t want to keep her puppies.
my soapbox, let me get down off it now
I agree. My new cat Pixel (who just had her “operation” on Wednesday, so she is recovering) came from a dumpster – someone had left her to die in the SE US July heat. She was starving to death, only initially weighed a pound at an estimated 3.5-4 months. Now she is happy, healthy, and loved. As much as our family loves her, we don’t want her to have kittens because we couldn’t take care of them. Also I could never face trying to give a little kitten away to an animal shelter…I worry they wouldn’t find a good home.
I think it’s more responsible to neuter your pets and it’s been shown to improve a cat’s quality of life and lifespan, and keeps the population under control. However, if someone doesn’t neuter their cats, I’m not going to say “OMG YOU FREAK neuter your cats you irresponsible jerk!” People don’t have to neuter/spay their animals….and we can’t get TOO infatuated with the idea or we could limit the gene pool too much. But there are consequences that can come with choosing to keep your cats “intact.”
Oh, and to some of the above comments, keeping your cats indoors is not as easy as it sounds. Our other cat, Victory (in her 10th year, also spayed) LOVES to go outside, every day, for hours and hours. If she can’t go outside, she’ll just howl at the door for hours and hours. It gets old pretty quick.
my kitteh jim has most wonderful ermmmm harbls … he was nootered after becoming a big kitteh (found on streets wif other frenkitteh an taken by meee!) so he has ermmm…substantial leftovers. also teh leftovers are black with one (1!) tiny white dot in teh middles…
My cat was a stray kitten I took in, I didnt have the $ to spay her so it never got done. Shes an indoor cat. I take her out on a leash. She used to be in heat all the friggin time and she was quite aggressive but then I changed her food one day cuz someone bought food for their cat n they wouldnt eat it.. well its holistic cat food..not the friskies i usually gave her…and now shes like a completely different cat! Al I did was change her food! She stopped going into heat all the time. She turned into a seriously NICE cat…if only you could see the marked difference. And I didnt have to get her spayed. My guess is that regular cat foods have so much crap in them…hormones and what-have-you, that they effect the cats mood and everything else. Kinda like how drinking gin will produce a diff kinda drunk than drinking beer will.. ok thats a lame analogy but its all I got lol
What you feed your cat WILL effect its well being…and I didnt have to mangle her girly bits with invasive surgery to do it.
leave the dang harbles alone if its an indoor cat for petes sake.
mebbe hiz hooman gots him deez —> http://www.neuticles.com/
There is a guy at my school that refers to himself as “the walking harbl” and even put this name on his senior jumper….. rofl if only he knew what he was actually calling himself. He thinks it is German for “big penis” but he has no idea LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don’t sink many peepluz want to look at kitteh harbls…
not verry atracteeve..
DANG! man keep ur tail down! ur scraing the yunguns!=]
I work at a Vet’s office and seriously doubt the food has anything to do with the lack of heat cycle. More likely its the cats age. Or ( i hope NOT) that it is some sort of “female” problem. the cat should really be checked out by your vet, just to verify there is no
“problem”
I love this picture , BTW, VERY FUNNY
Neuter your pets because only humans should be allowed to have sex! ^-^
you are an idiot
Am I the only one who doesn’t think those are big harblz? They’re just furry.
eeeeeeep
omg lol
It’s the expression that seals it.
xD
omggggg hahaha so true, hes just like “what? nothin to see here…”
lmaozzzz
XD my cat(s) do it all the time
LOL Yes hairballs are always good for an immature laugh. XD I laughed just as hard!
To the spay/neuter or not spay/neuter…jeez people, it’s not your place to scold anyone about what they do or do not do with their pets. it is their choice and their responsibility as adults to do what’s rifght for their pets, whatever that may be. : )