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It looks like monorail kitty is also a balance beam expert. Maybe she should also try rings or floor exercise. LOL (One our daughters was into gymnastics.)
IT IS SSSOOOOO FUNNY its mii fave evereverever
this is mi fav pic of lolcatz too i luv the kittehs too!
Best. Harbl Cat. Ever.
Um. It’s got legs, right?
were are his legs?? he do has them ryt
hez be howldin awn, so it lukz leik dat
umm i think it does hopefully
[quote comment="1060"]Um. It’s got legs, right?[/quote]
Nope. Do monorails have legs?
Monorails do so have legs. They are just either spacially bred or the legs are chopped off as monochillins.
Can you buy monorail cats? because i would really like one for my birthday!!!!!!
i think this site is disgusting how horrible are u pepole how can u make a monorail cat , they do have feelings you know!!!!!!!!!
Silly goose, kitty has legs, they’re just under all its fur.
I have a couple cats that do the same thing, and their fur is long enough to complete hide their legs. No on chopped kitty’s legs off.
What r u talking about? this iz the best website ever!
I think you have no sense of humour. >:
MONORAIL CAT IS WIN PLZ. C:
Cat is hunder. He willz eats U.
dood liek wtf? diz site r awsem lul
dood liek wtf? diz siet r honer kats not maek dem saddzzzz lulz
um..u iz jokin rite?
………….RITE?monorail kitteh roolz wif an iron trak
y u maik account on heir den? silly goose. oh and dus it luk liek we’re hurtin dem? no! monorail cat put himself on dere!
uhm then go somewhere else
The cat did that itself. My cats do similar things. It’s just a photo with a caption that you’re taking too seriously.
u r horribul!
Hey this gato es muy chingon. I wish I had one of these kitties. I’d feed him pescadito and play with him all day. I’d also use him to park en los handycapped spots.
Look Ma… no hands! er… no legs?
“i think this site is disgusting how horrible are u pepole how can u make a monorail cat , they do have feelings you know!!!!!!!!!
lol! Pictures has feelings? And to think of the thousands ive cropped and (gasp!) deleted!
Mommy, as I going to hell?
You dont know what she means do you? People have feelings ( maby not you but you get it ? )
No, she was talking about the cat. Because she’s either an idiot or a troll. She either thinks taking this picture is somehow abuse or that flaming the site is somehow fun.
Well, actually, either way she’s an idiot.
No, I think she was talking about the legs, and being an idiot, thinking that the owner chopped off the cats legs
LMAO!!!! silly person….kitteh haz leggz…lulz:)
The comment was retarded ne ways. It’s not like the legs were chopped off -.- I have a fluffy kitty that does that all ze time, it’s legs are just hidden. So bad bad for thinking so lowly of people. Stop being a Negative Nancy.
How bout a Negative Nelly?
Or, Negative Nadine?
Niles is kind of an elegant name. You could be a Negative Niles and quite
possibly get away with it.
Especially if you were speaking in a British accent.
But you definitely don’t want to be a Negative Norbert.
Norbert is not a cool name.
Because see, then you would not only be criticized for being Negative, but quite
possibly also for being a Norbert.
But if you are a Norwegian dragon, it’s cool, then.
kafleen, u r havin much funz zippin
roun..did you notis taht it took 6
weeks for teh nawt sekkund post???
Iz taht rite?? the date iz 1/12/07,
and teh FFL post iz dated 2/22!!
*snurt*
I is habbin a SCREEM!
Dis bee hillarryuss too mee! Sum ub dese posts…
Dang…u rite. Dat r amazin….
kafleen, ai wanna fine teh NS
page evr…donchu? gotta go
4 neow tho… tish iz quiet
teh edumacashun ov teh
hstry ov cheezlands…
gudnite.
kafleen, yew still heer? ai bin catchin up onna cuppla freds……….luks like fings iz kinda quite rite now
LULZ TIMES INFINITY SQUARED!!!!
OMG thnx 4 hp ref. jus wut we ned
I likez your comment – I wouldent have thought of it
oh no!!! im going to go to “the bad place” (sobbing out of control)
ROFLMAO!!!! i fink we r all doomd 2 dat fate in dat case…..eeeeeeeks!!!
HA! will make little monorail line through apartment, monorail cat zoom through rooms in between cardboard skyscrapers bring me lunch. yay!
Do you mind if I use that quote in my Monorail Cat song? It’s priceless.
[...] goodness for the interweb. How else would we efficiently spread time-wasting yet amusing memes like Monorail Cat? You certainly couldn’t do that when I was a kid. Back then, we had to settle for chain [...]
Thats not a funny picture
I have 4 cats, if somebody thouches my babies gonna die verry painfull 
That doesn’t even make any sense.
Your right, that makes no sense whatsoever!
I bet his left makes sense though.
you have cats? make them lols!
That is a funny picture
That is a funny picture
I dought that they really want to hurt their cats.
can i take a ride lol
looks very fun to ride? lol
cute!
Anyone who thinks the cat’s legs were actually removed is a certifiable retard.
Heeey. You’re insulting the mentally retarded. D: I’m pretty sure even they could tell the cat actually had legs, because they’ve probably actually seen cats before and realize they can tuck their legs under their body.
AEYMENZ ta that… what ta basement-cats-layer iz peeples issues?
JAM IT!!! i thought they actually DID cut off its legs O_O until that person ruined it! lol jkz jkz… im not THAT stupid…. ssssuuuuuuuuurrrrrreeeeeeeeee im not… O_O hehehehe….. mmmmm…. monorail….. i gotta get me some-a that!
I have a feeling I will be seeing more of him.
the original !
Yay, more Monorail Cat… I agree with MCN too.
alicial how can you flame a blog like that……… its really annoying to read posts from people like you…… you make a bad impression by typing like this too………. people have feelings too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anyways, a few others popped up:
Offline For Maintenance: http://monorailcat.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/monorail-cat-is-offline.jpg
Moving Monorail Cat 1: http://content.ytmnd.com/content/2/2/b/22ba8199fb3300dc80c4f0a5ec562c2f.gif
Moving Monorail Cat 2: http://content.ytmnd.com/content/9/7/2/97213374f3b4472bb1a16ecf86199645.gif
Has Left The Station: http://content.ytmnd.com/content/1/1/f/11fd87b08a9acb44af1b0b394913f405.gif
Monorail Cat Stop: http://content.ytmnd.com/content/1/3/1/13118fbfe78e7cf593d0aea420310fa8.gif
Not Amused: http://content.ytmnd.com/content/5/2/9/52997bb6201ff7e43889fb9992011b95.gif
Enough!
Fur Express coming in for a pickup!!
haha lol haha
this makes all the other monorail lolcats make soooooo much more sense. is funny when you understand.
I luvs dis wun so much I is ritin a song aboot it!
Haha! LoL. I’ve done that to my cat once. Excpet he didnt look too peaceful afterward.
i love icanhascheezburger! Whoever invented this site should have a medal! i love them.
errr i did wanna good time LOL
Legend!
bestest lolcat eva FULLSTOP!
its ok but there are bettre!! :/
there may be ‘better’ ( its all in the cheez of the beholderz ) but this ones og – an internet legend. Id be so proud if this was mah kitteh !
Can you say “I can has taxidermy?”
Sadly, the cat looks like it may have been “immortalized” and used for a kodak moment.
Something about the vacant stare…
hahahahahha
First monorail cat commenter of ‘08! Woo!
All my cats are short haired, I wish they could do this!
Catbus got pwned
rofl -wot I woz thinnkin! Is even teh same colour of kitteh!
Catbus ftw tho, Iz not kno who pwns moar. Need new Ghibli short fillm and haev monocat in it too.
Hello My Friends I Like Cheese And I LIke The Monorail Cat Very Very Much It Was Pure And Utter Coolness…Unlike Chay
Dis da bestest site on da interwebs!
heheh so strange so funny so nie so sweet SoO0°…………….
Absolute classic. In other words, EPIC WIN.
PWNAGE KAT OF D00M.
pmsl
ha genius
epic man…. epic
teh three saints of the cheezburger
St. Monorail Cat (see above)
St. Ceiling Cat
http://icanhascheezburger.com/?s=ceiling
St. Happy Cat
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/01/2003561830841215793_rs.jpg
OMG this lolcat is a CLASSIC.
They Should Make a Monorail Cat Video Game! Here’s mah ideas 4 charecters:
Monorail Cat Game 1
Cattank Game 1
Mothership Cat Game 1
Aggresive Cat Game 1
Defenseive Cat Game 1
Offenseive Cat Game 1
Oscar Game 1 LOCKED (my cat)
Jolie Game 1 LOCKED (my cat)
Bella Game 1 LOCKED (my cat
Link Cat Game 1 LOCKED
Monorail Kitty Game 2 LOCKED
Kittytank Game 2 LOCKED
Astro Cat Game 2 LOCKED
Wii Kitty Game 2 LOCKED
that wud b awsum!
teh monorail cat iz teh lulz
So dis b orijnul monorail cat?
Teh KarmaCat iz lol. Iz appro-pree-at name!
is it just me, or does it look like he is eating the bar?
Unless I miss my guess, that’s an aluminum iMac. That’s one cool cat, cuz the iMac is awesome!
I don’t like this one because I’m pretty sure the cat is dead…
Pshaw! Kitteh no dead! Kitteh alive and scratchin’.
Another legendary lolcat.
Is that cat superglued to the rail? Or, does the rail actully go right through his body?
dat cat got no legs!!!!!!!!
;D
so cute!!! love love love
go sun devils!
LMFAO
idk why but I always crack up when I see this
Actually, I am the person that originally captioned this photo. It’s not even a rail, it’s a computer monitor that is reflecting the lower tufts of his fur. I didn’t notice it until I invented the caption.
And yes, I really did caption this. I did it in Paint, without the white-and-black lettering, as you can see.
O rly?
You are epic.
Hail monorail cat creator!
It’s unfortunate people don’t pay money to see this image, you’d be an e-Millionaire!
xD All hail the epic Ark!
OMGOMGOMG that is so cool.
excuse me now, i’m too busy bowing before the creator of monorail cat to finish speaking
This is soooooo funny! I love it!
This makes me laugh and smile every time I see it. YAY MONORAIL CAT! YAY FOR WHOEVER THE HECK TOOK THIS GREAT PIC AND ADDED THE CAPSHUN!
Of course it has no legs.
We cut them off and plopped the kitty down on the rail.
Okay, that kitty is kinda cute!
Yay! Teh orijinol monorail kat!!
i was just browsin ichc and look wut i found! its teh monorail kitteh! all hail teh monorail!
they are awesome ! how do you get those perfect timing pictures? it`s like impossible for me to do that!
i love monorail kitteh (:
I love monorail cat
I only have a hovercat C:
I dunno… can’t be too sure. But this is ma favrit lol ever!!!!
omg i luv monorail cat but not as much as celin cat
BEST EVAR
teh maykur uf da monorail cat mus be so prowd! imajin iff yoo mayde an lol dat was mayde inno a ski skraypur or sumfin! i needs a “frens com in all shaypes an siyzes” ratt!
YAYYY FINALEE!! Monorail cat can be a favoreet! I allwaez luved MC! <3
i like it it is good .fbi cat
lol me luvs monorail kitteh
That is a funny picture!!!
that i a funny picture
This reminds me of the cat-bus in “My Neighbor Totoro.”
XD Omg you’re so right. Aaahh, now I have to watch Totoro again! Curse youuuu!!!
cat-bus?? nevr herd uf it
i don knows. kinds ov kreepy.
Monorail Cat is full of win.
Dis is one’a da best pikturz on dis site! an dat’s sayin sumfin cos dere’s a lotta great piccys on here!
ah! a classic