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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
Man, I need that for my Sneak Attack deck. Wait… how sad is it that I said that?
LOL, It’s POKEMON! funny.
tiz not a pokemon card. tiz a Magic the Gathering cardz.
really, mahogany?
no its not pokemon its yugio
No, it’s magic! Lol, I should get that 4 my deck!
WTF NOOBS?!?!
REPOST! -.-
Go check the first 10 pages og lolcats ever and you’ll see it’s been there since 2006
very
i would be willing to pay almost anything for this card LOL
check out the chuck norris magic card its real and tournament legal!!!
this+urzatron+cloudpost+vesuva+magus of candleabra+swrd of paruns+mycosynth lattice=funfunfun
lol this is awesome i love MtG and this is so LOL!
OMG. Hard core. A MTG joke. I have sent this to all of my magic playing friends… How sad for all of us.
I saw this and laughed so hard.. I love making jokes about magic and this is just great (it should be in the joke sets) and I do play so am allowed to make fun since I’m really making fun of myself. =p
that is so much awesome
5 burgers just isnt enough
there should be a different rating scale for mtg
20 sided burgers, anyone?
I want that card.
I want it too!!!!!!!!
hey i got a deck of those cards, but i want cattank, cattank owns!
Yea Cattank owns all lol
if u have 2 of them you win the game
i think thats yugioh lol
its not. it looks nothing like those kind of cards.
I think he was talking about having two of the cards winning you the game would be a play applicable in Yu-gi-Oh. >3
Back in highschool, one of our class candidates for the mock election used tankcat as a “scare tactic” to overthrow the vote. It was awesome.
ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY CATTANK!!!
hahaha that’s one fat cat
looks like my kitty – I love your site, its wonderful.
Lol so who decided cats were red? It’s not even a cat legend!
Cats are red because their bites and scratches BURN LIKE THE HELL THEY CAME FROM.
if u haet lolkats an not have prafeshinal lolkat tung, u be banshd. BI A KATANK.
A new pikachu!
Too funny, is this pogo’s long lost brother?
Ha, it’s Tarkus the cat.
I haven’t played Magic in so long….
Magic
it my picture
blue decks pwnd
OMFG!!!! I laughed my ass off after I saw this!!!!
butz lookz at teh mana tap! Cattank ftw, onlyz if’n youz gotz nada para la mana in teh deckz!
DUDE I LOVE MTG! THIS IS SUCH FUNNY CARD!
(MTG stand for magic the gathering.)
Lol 60/80: nothing is that strong, dude
I wanna buy that card and put it in my elf deck, cus i can produce any mana in that deck! LOL
SWEET CARD
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yes there are:
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Doomgape – (4)(g/b)(g/b)(g/b) (Rare)
Creature – Elemental
Trample
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice a creature. You gain life equal to that creature’s toughness.
10/10
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Akroma, Angel of Wrath- (5)(w)(w)(w)
Legendary Creature – Angel
Flying, first strike, vigilance, trample, haste, protection from black, protection from red
6/6
I remember Akroma, it’s a beast when you have more than one out. Too bad when I only ran a blue and white deck.
What about Big Furry Monster? He’s a 99/99! He only costs 15 black. good luck playing Cattank. only green could get that much mana.
hahahahahahahahahaha
ZOMG RUN FOR UR LIVES
magic the gathering FTW! :]
countered unless you pay two, two bad you sacrificed your lands to play that
I could probably beat you with leveler i am so good. Leveler, 10/10 for 5 + remover library from the game+dawn of tomorrow+darksteel reactor= neverending pwnage
The card has an ability that makes it indestructable and unbeatable!
It does not say that half the time cat tank turns on it’s user, but it is so cute, who cares?
SWORDS TO PLOWSHARES IT
uber kard of d00m.
I dont have that card
The HOLE INTIRE WORLD wud explode if cattant vs ALL NINTENDO CHARACTERS EVER BUT only if mario was bloo and dry bones died.
it’s cattank he dosn’t need a cannon he’s a cat who crushes anyone he wants to crush!!!!1 #1 siborge!
cattank ownz cep when targeted by blue elemental blast…poor cattank:(
LOL
This pwnes all
i love my cattank card. i printed it and actually got the mana to summon it and my friend let me use it. needless to say, i kicked his ass so hard
I find that hard to believe.
You’re saying you actually played 27 mana?
Most decks don’t even have that much, so unless you reversed the proportion of mana cards to 40 then I don’t see that happening.
>_>
Wrong. In a twin headed giant game in which one of the players has a fungus or elf deck and another an artifact deck, play Mana Geyser and Tolarian Academy (if I have the name right) and that should give you massive mana.
twin headed giant doesnt let u tap ur oppoenets mana
However there are elf and red decks that give u a crap load of mana, plus a channel if ur playing completely unrestricted.
But yeah, i once did a 52 fireball on my friend…he reversed damaged it LOL
Def a /win card =D
reely? wut dek did joo putz it in? adn hao did joo git awll taht mana?
yu need 27 mana tew yoos it??!1!1! sevin mountainz??!1!11!1! adn wut dek doo yu put it in? Shadowmoor prolly wuzzint owt bai thish tyme, oar ai wud put it there. ai saw that befoar adn didnut gitz it, cuz ai haddin heerd ov majik until mai brudder brot it home.
awsome cat think dis is teh awsome
hahahaha thats great
Elvish piper: tap + tap one mana to summon any creature, cannot be countered.
BOO-YAH!
now the question is… chuck norris, or cattank?
Cattank is Chuck’s private limo, obviously.
That would be AWESOME. I have a deck that my friends let me use that can get mox lotus out on 6-8th turn. Yay for mana rush.
This kitteh is the reason we have Cattank day. At least thats what I heard from the Lolspeak wiki.
I think this is THE funniest lolcat ever! “CATTANK IS STRONG”!
Cattank FTW!
majik cat rocks!!!1!
Hey! it dun show mah profil pic
hurray 4 cattank i shall be printing him cuz he is awasome
Unmake! >:) Wins
Kitteh A: I playz mah Cattank card! Lulz!
Kitteh B: O yeeeeeeah?! Wait, did u sez Cattank?? ME TRADE POLAR BEAR WIT BLANKIT FOR CATTANK!!!1
Kitteh A: Fur realz?!!!?11!one!? WANT! WANT!!
Kitteh B: *trades teh cards* Now…me playz Cattank.
Kitteh A: -_- me feedz yew 2 goggie nao.
60/80? *explodes* I remember being surprised the first time I saw a 10/9 card >_>
iz making a ICHC deck for yugioh. shuld be done soon
ooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmggggggggggggg,
i really need that card tell me where to find it I go find it. aslo can you tell me where to buy the whole stack
aT tHE mALL
THAT IS ONE FAT CAT ON WHEELS… I DON’T EVEN GET IT WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY DID YOU PUT THIS ON HERE, IT’S NOT EVEN FUNNY !!!!!!
Cattank! I choose you!
no yu-gi-ho magic cards
yep
lol.rofl.CATTANK LIVZ!!!1!
gonna go super nerd…
havent played in a while but how many ppl can aford a 20(7) oh wait… i can
CATTANK IS EPIC!!!!!
END OF STORY!
OMG so funny! Screw Magic and Pokemon ur missn’ the point that it’s halarious!!!!!! I almost wet my shorts! LOL cat confirmed.
rotfltmhe (rolling on the floor till my head explodes)
the card sybble should be unhinged not 8th eddition
i wondur how 2 make lolz like that. i no Bismarn can make em.
i need this MAGIC card it is unstoppable!!
Goddam noob its tankcat not cattank …..
omg sooo funny
ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY CATTANK INTO MORDOR!
catank owns all no denying.
James Bond versus Cattank. I vote Bond.
ai votez cattank!